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Blanc: *breathes*
Oliver:
U g h
Sirius: Fenrir, what in god's name are you doing?
Fenrir, with a furby and a knife: Skinning a furby
Sirius: why?
Fenrir: To release it from it's fleshy hell. It will lead us to enlightenment. It will take care of us.
Fenrir: also I'm going to soft hack it's circuits
Luka, who happened to be walking by: Fenrir, I don't care what you do but never say anything as creepy as that ever again or I can guarantee that your floor will be made of legos
Sirius: What Luka said
Lancelot: Zero, what the hell are you doing?
Zero, holding a rag over Edgar's face: I'm just using a new product I found called "nap time", it helps obnoxious child sleep
Edgar: *falls to the ground, unconscious*
Jonah, walking in the room with a bottle: Can someone explain why we have chloroform in a bottle that says "naptime"?
Lancelot:Oh my god, Zero
Zero: Listen, I needed a break from him
Lancelot: and knocking him unconscious is the only way you knew how to get him to leave you alone?
Zero: Yeah, have you met him?
Lancelot: ...
Lancelot: Good point
Jonah: oh my god, you three are the reason Kyle is drinking himself to death
Lancelot: Edgar, you are an amazing soldier but...
Edgar:???
Lancelot: *pointing at his thigh high boots* what the hell are you wearing?
Edgar: boots?
Zero: Hooker boots, to be exact
Lancelot: what?
Zero: you heard me
Jonah, after hearing a loud sound: It sounds like bones breaking
Lancelot: Bones? Where we're going, we don't need bones.
Jonah:
WHAT THE F U C K IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, KING LANCELOT?!
Lancelot: So what's on the agenda for today?
Jonah: Considering you burnt the agenda, nothing
Lancelot, going back to bed: My bad
Jonah,about to fall asleep in his room: Finally, I can get some rest
Lancelot, from under Jonah's bed: Have you ever just been sad?
Jonah: *ripping off his sleeping mask* KING LANCELOT WHAT THE FUCK-
Sirius: Fenrir, I know you broke curfew last night
Fenrir, internally: Play dumb!
Fenrir: Who's Fenrir?
Fenrir, internally:
NOT THAT DUMB
Lancelot: Jonah believes in the moon, can you believe that?
Mc: Oh, worm?
Jonah: worm? What does that mean? Why are you and King Lancelot like this? Why did I choose this job?
Jonah: I'm done having sleepover with you all
Edgar: Awwww, why?
Jonah: Let's review, shall we? Kyle drinks constantly and then scares the fuck out of me when he sleep talks, keeping me up the rest of the night. You always put my stuff in a different place while I bathe and you also attempt to scare me when we are telling ghost stories. Zero has pulled his sword on me approximately 14 times now and has almost stabbed me in his sleep and King Lancelot, you have kept me up with your late night conspiracy theories.
Lancelot: I don't recall saying anything of the sort
Jonah: you said you don't believe in the moon
Lancelot: and YOU do?
Jonah:...
Jonah, turning on his heel: Now that I think about it, becoming an alcoholic sounds quite nice right now
Mc: you guys won't handcuff me like that red Army weirdo did, right?
Fenrir: Kinky
Mc: Fenrir, was it?
Mc: I was literally handcuffed. You were there. All of us were.
Fenrir: kinky
Fenrir: It's kinda muggy outside,huh?
Ray: Fenrir, if I see that all our mugs are out on the lawn, I'm leaving you
Fenrir: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Ray: what's the scoop?
Fenrir: *rides in on a bike*
Fenrir:
P e n i s
Fenrir: *proceeds to crash the bike*
Kyle: *sees Jonah and Mc walk into the room holding hands* so who finally confessed?
Mc: it was me, I made sure to keep it short and sweet
Jonah: you yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledge them!"...from the rooftop
Mc: it worked though
Jonah:I'm Jonah Clemence, The Queen of Hearts. Don't tell me you haven't heard of me.
Mc: considering I JUST dropped into Cradle, quite literally may I add, I'm gonna have to break it to you that I have never heard of or even SEEN you or anyone else here. Die mad, minty-head.
Jonah: Now, this next song is called what I feel about the Queen of Spades
Jonah: *slams hands down on the piano keys*
D I S G U S T I N G
*watching a horror movie*
Kyle: Jonah, are you okay?
Jonah, clearly shaking: Of course, I am! Why would i be scared of such a stupid-
Edgar: *grabs Jonah's shoulders*
Jonah, jumping into Mc's lap: *Intense screeching*
Zero: Edgar, do you have to be a menace right now?
Edgar: It's in the job description
Lancelot: I don't think it is but go off, I guess
Mc: *sigh*