i’m only diplomatic and polite because i’m old frfr you guys should’ve seen me when i was like two billion years old. absolute wild child. of course it took a long time for any solid semblance of identity to emerge from the background radiation/tv static/radio interference/cosmic soup/entropy of my composition, so it can be argued that i wasn’t a person at all for a good long while, and even now i’m a bit iffy on the concept,













