that one memelord IS BACK!

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[dreamvonlickedmyass]

I bet Dream is concerned for your mental health. He'll get you therapy.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

i can make that cake giggle .

after a long while of staring at this message ive decided im going to delete tumblr

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

what does kevin think of cats

he'd probably obliterate any other animal he saw on sight

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

FELI CUMPLEAÑOS NIGHTMARE TQMMMM🫂🫂🫂

i forgot it was my birthday

[dreamvonlicht]

Yepie Christmas! Had Nightmare gave your u gift?

I mean, there was an unmarked gift left on my desk today with a purple glitter bomb inside.. It took ages to clean up and I still can't get some glitter out of my coat.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

merry fuckin christmas bitchboy

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

this holiday sucks

[dreamvonlicht]

What can you say about Nightmare's tumblr acc? It's literaly said "Dreamvon licked my ass"

Because Nightmare is famously known for his maturity I can’t say I’m surprised.

It’s been 3 years and if anything the initial annoyance it caused me has faded into apathy.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

you can pry this username from my cold dead hands

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂

[dreamvonlicht]

?

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

I posted that eight months ago you’re a little late

[dreamvonlicht]

I wasn’t aware that mattered.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

ok gramps let’s get you back to bed

[dreamvonlicht]

We’re the same age.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

yeah but you look way more aged than me. maybe it’s from all the killing and hunting down stuff you do

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂

[dreamvonlicht]

?

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

I posted that eight months ago you’re a little late

[dreamvonlicht]

I wasn’t aware that mattered.

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

ok gramps let’s get you back to bed

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

we killed Dream 😭😭😂😂

[dreamvonlicht]

?

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

I posted that eight months ago you’re a little late

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

reading homestuck

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

Maybe Dream is chasing you because being so handsome is a crime

yeah probably that and also the felonies

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

Happy random Thursday then

thanks dude

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

Happy gobble gobble to you and the boys

i don't celebrate thanksgiving i was raised in europe man

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

fuck that orange guy

[dreamvonlickedmyass]

Happy spookday