If I Was Cool

Bigfoot and Mothman are real and theyre my parents. est. 1986

[iftadwascool]

"Hey girl, how about we come back to my place and watch the Funimation dub of 'Lord Slug' and cuddle?"

[everyday-cutephoto]

[transhuman-priestess]

Shake his hand you fucking monster he’s waiting

[phantomsphorever]

Danger Days Remastered CD, 2026

[thememedaddy]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[beadyeyes]

[liminal-x-wave]

𝙑 𝙃 𝙎 𝘿 𝙍 𝙀 𝘼 𝙈 𝙎 楽園で

[aphrodite-is-tma]

we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all

I call this one jorkin my peanits

[bruzum]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

[dubiousdoobie]

[newtype-exe]

@yay-bunnies-world

[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

after staring at the video for an extended period of time i believe they are playing a king-of-the-hill style capture and protect game where you get points for how much of the Bunnyness Per Square you take up. You can see this most clearly in the top two squares where the lil black rabbit & medium size orange rabbit very clearly play-charge at anyone contesting their space! white boy is just kind of bouncing around from square to square without a care until he bumps into another bunny, then cowers in the corner while that square is empty, and as soon as another bunny enters jumps back out. this concludes my scientific findings on this bunny square type playing situation