shake the earth

josh | 31 | washington

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[prinnay]

Summertime; Groceries…

AcrylaGouache and uv print on paper n cardboard. I tried to fake risograph with the background

[sabertoothwalrus]

local earthbender calls fire lord slurs

bonus:

[depsidase]

[wrenchswango]

do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

[sith-shenanigans]

[ryann-44]

sacred ashes leliana my beloved

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[mini-moss]

Peachy skies 🍑

Tip jar | Wallpapers | Prints | Twitter | Bluesky

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[dailycatsblog]

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[shamesonlydaughter]

i really love this video it’s a poem to me

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it