"breakfast soda"

★I post South Park stuff and possibly gonna post other stuff now★

[driedwater]

So I realized I needed to do a proper introduction cause I deleted the other a long time ago so yeah.

Hey I'm Todd

My pronouns are he/him (FTM)

I mostly post South park Head canons and other South park stuff. (I post other stuff besides South park now)

also I deleted my old headcanons causes I hated them so I made New one again.

[mitosis-jones-deactivated202301]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you....them

[driedwater]

I'm not dead!

uhh hey, it's been like a hot minute but real quick, I'm no longer using this account, why? Well honestly I kinda just just wanted to change accounts so, anyways follow my new account @checkergoat

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I dunno know about you but like...Pc Stan Marsh reminds me of...

Just without the alcoholism and etc

[driedwater]

I'm just gonna post this

And walk away

[driedwater]

Last post I said I was gonna go back to head canons and, this a joke kinda

But what total drama characters were animals/furries

Once again this is a JOKE

Owen

While doing this I was originally gonna said he would be a golden retriever or a grizzly bear but, now thinking this he would a Newfoundland dog

Chris Mclean

This one was hard but maybe a raccoon?

Chef Hatchet

Black bear or alligator

Noah

He gives me such a burmese cat vibe

Izzy

Goldendoodle, hyena, or flying squirrel

(Couldn't choose :( )

Duncan

Either doberman or German shepherd

Gwen

obviously Bombay cat (or Maine Coon)

Heather

Siamese cat vibes

Harold

Ferret.

Ezekiel

Possum or rat

LeShawna

Hippo or bear(I was struggling with that one)

DJ

Grizzly bear or sun bear

Beth

guinea pig.

Trent

Black Lab or  Dalmatian

Cody

I'm saying wolverine because of total DramaRama season 1 episode 3 (ifykyk)

Eva

Maybe a honey badger

Courtney

Brown lab or a rabbit (Idfk because I'm not a fan of Courtney)

Lindsey

We all should know she would be a golden retriever

Geoff

Same thing like Lindsey

Katie and Sadie

Brittany and Bull dog (same comment like Courtney)

Tyler

Coyote or wolverine (idk anymore)

Justin

Brown lab (again idek anymore)

Bridgette

This one is perfect, Afghan hound

Alejandro

Hawk (it made sense to me)

Sierra

Rat (okay I'm joking, a sarabi dog)

It's like 3am rn and I'm gonna cringe at this in the morning or afternoon depending when I wake up

[driedwater]

Bro just a Canadian version of this fucker

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.

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"My favorite total drama character is Justin"

Justin:

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Is anyone talking about this or am I late about this

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Okay but the way Damien is standing like that though

He looks so sassy standing like that

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It's been while but I'm a busy man

• He has crocked teeth

• Clyde and him are besties and have friendships bracelet

• Scott wears baggy jackets because he's chubby and he doesn't want cartman to know about it

• He enjoys reading the warriors cats novel's (he has a warrior cat oc)

• Scott quit Twitter and become a Reddit user

• Scott has Tomodachi life and he makes random video game characters

• Every summer his parents put him in Bible camp

• Scott's Dad doesn't Trust ANY streaming services no even the free onesbbut scott mom downloaded tubi on their tv

• Scott uses his pointer fingers to type

• Him and Clyde watches Markiplier together at Clyde house

• Scott doesn't know how to tie his shoes so he wears slip on

• Most of his clothes are his dad hands down

• He scared of thunder and lightning

• Scott wanted to get a cat at some point but his parents wouldn't let him because, his mom allergic to cats

• Him and Kyle both play hockey together

I'm hoping in the future, I can add to this

[stanfictionold]

uncomfortable

[blog9035768]

[stanfictionold]

watch ur mouth or I’ll make it worse, son

[driedwater]

I want him.

Anyways look headcanons :0

Butters stotch edition

• He banned from raisins

• Butter was the only one who attended pip funeral

• Him and Kenny have matching souvenirs from the time they went to Hawaii

• When their older Kyle teaches Butters how to shave at his house because Butters parents won't teaches him how to shave

• Butters has acne

• Him and Bradley like to texts each other's

• When Butters hair grows out his mom immediately takes him to the salon to get it cute

• His parents look at his search history once a week to see if he not looking up anything bad

• Butters bite his nails when he's nervous

• He the type of person to say " you want a piece of me" when he threatened someone /hj

• Butters likes super mario and any of his friends get to come over makes them play it's with him or focuses them to watch him play it

• Dougie, pip and butters used to play hello kitty island adventure

• He gives everyone his class friends Bracelet

• Butters is blind on his right eye

• Tweek and him, (sometimes Craig) play with logo together

• His parents get divorced when he's in middle school

• One time cartman did a really fuck up prank on one of teachers and he framed Butters for doing the pranks and as punishment Butters ended up going to juvenile

• Butters is autistic

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For those who don't

This is Mr. Adam anyways

• Larry has a pet phidippus audax

• After what happened at Mike's birthday his friends stopped going to his birthday party cause they don't want to get beat up again but they still say happy birthday to him on coonstagram tho

• Bloodranya and Annie like to gossip about vampire stuff

• The vamp kids watches 3am slender man videos

• Larry has a collection of diary of a wimpy kid books

• Ryan does karate but sucks at it

• Mike is chubby but he covered in up with baggy clothes

• Annie has a obsession with collecting invaders Zim merchandise

• Larry secretly watches Mr beast

• Mike try to convince the other that side parts are cool

• Vladimir has grills with fangs on them

• Bloodranya is vegetarians

• Mike gave himself an ear infection one time because he pierce in ear by himself

• Ryan still hang out with butters

• Annie has a monster can gun

• Mike and butters still hangout because idk and they watch mlp and Ruby gloom

• Mike uses XD when someone send him something funny

• Vladimir has sanpaku eyes

• Annie bites her nails

• Larry is Hispanic

• Ryan has thin eyebrows and he uses make up to thicken them

• Mike is a little bit curly but he straightened it and use ton on hair gel

• Bloodranya has lesbians parents

• The vamps kid uses my space to text each other's

• Vladimir has dimples

• Mike dad left him when he was a baby and his mom died after he was born but his step dad (Mr.adam) is trying to convince Mike that he is his dad but Mike knows

[factsnfunnypics]

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

[rxbbits]

a bit late but happy valentine’s day