[futurist]

Why can’t you accept that she may be living a good, honest life? That she’s an attentive mother and good mom?

[gahdamnpunk]

Literally twice her age. WHat a creep

[blvckgeezus]

Wtf

[im-a-deceptikhan]

How do u write that article title out with a straight fucking face and not see any problem w/ that?!??!

[smarter]

me as a dad

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[whisperoftheheart1995]

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[deadlock]

Fucking k-pop

[satakals]

I GOT VAPE BAYBEY

[quiverwingquack]

BROMANCE

[silvershewolf247]

Hoarding Disorder. Pretty fitting

[texmexter]

I got cyber-bullying

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[itsbyrosie]

How to pat cats 

[captainmarvall]

black women own the power of cosplay

QUEENS

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[nerdgasrnz]

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

[allycattiny]

This was the purest thing to happen in recent memory.

[fuckboyzuko]

This post starts circulating again every year on the anniversary of PGo’s release.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[m-eowdy]

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[hella-archived-deactivated20211]

@minimusambus

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

[princesstigerbelle]

The cat’s face 😂

[king-lulu-deer-art]

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[catasters]

[toobasementpanda]

I dream of this sort of bed-to-body ratio

[milamai]

Magical winter nights ❄️(by Milamai)