DRIFT !!

drift || hot rod

[drifttt-official]

Greetings, I am Drift, former decepticon (deadlock) saved by ratchet vorns ago.

This is mostly based off of drift in the comics , NOT, the bayverse design. This is just for some fun in my free time! Feel free to ask and request things and uhhh I’ll see when I get to it !

DNI: basic dni’s, no racism or anything like that.

this is a space where everyone is to be respected no matter what, if you wish to be disrespectful then by all means, take your leave.

interactions: anyone can interact! As long as there is mutual respect between both parties, I’d be more than happy to indulge in a conversation !

also the current holder of: @jazzzzz-official

[drifttt-official]

" are you like my second grandpa now "

Perhaps I am..

*drift looks down at the yellow mini bot offering him a smile*

[brainstorm-offical]

@bumblebee-official @nautica-official @doc-nickel-official

I found that video you all wanted of Ratchet on steroids.

[magnificus-not-magnificent]

If you really wanted to be chaotic you’d @ Drift

[brainstorm-offical]

You’re right.

@drifttt-official

Your husband is on steroids~~~

[drifttt-official]

@ratchet-offical … you’re doing this WITH flatline in your presence..?

[brainstorm-offical]

Hehehehehehehehe~ don’t worryyyyyy~

Your Conjunx did this a whileeeeeeee ago!

Before you guys had your kid!

[drifttt-official]

Oh thank Primus… otherwise I would’ve had some things to say… nonetheless I would like to spend some time with flatline…

[brainstorm-offical]

@bumblebee-official @nautica-official @doc-nickel-official

I found that video you all wanted of Ratchet on steroids.

[magnificus-not-magnificent]

If you really wanted to be chaotic you’d @ Drift

[brainstorm-offical]

You’re right.

@drifttt-official

Your husband is on steroids~~~

[drifttt-official]

@ratchet-offical … you’re doing this WITH flatline in your presence..?

[ratchet-offical]

Why are you reducing to atoms in the banner?

I’m dying.

[drifttt-official]

I remember that moment…

[electric-teeths-blog]

I made this in honor of pride month does it look cool

[bumblebee-official]

@drifttt-official @ratchet-offical

[ratchet-offical]

I love my husband, even if he is a deadbeat…

[drifttt-official]

Love you too ratch…

(OOC: STOPPP, u probably don’t even know where flatline is #didnt u die 😭 🙏)

[ratchet-offical]

(ooc: he’s in ratchets chassis. Because ratchet is a good parent. #stop using hashtags)

[drifttt-official]

(OOC: #never gonna stop heh, u wouldn’t dare to leave flatline in the middle of a divorce, he’s too cute for that)

[ratchet-offical]

(ooc: WE’RE DIVORCING???)

[drifttt-official]

(OOC: WHAT NO. I mean u wouldn’t ever divorce me cuz of flatline 😭 #lovers)

[electric-teeths-blog]

I made this in honor of pride month does it look cool

[bumblebee-official]

@drifttt-official @ratchet-offical

[ratchet-offical]

I love my husband, even if he is a deadbeat…

[drifttt-official]

Love you too ratch…

(OOC: STOPPP, u probably don’t even know where flatline is #didnt u die 😭 🙏)

[ratchet-offical]

(ooc: he’s in ratchets chassis. Because ratchet is a good parent. #stop using hashtags)

[drifttt-official]

(OOC: #never gonna stop heh, u wouldn’t dare to leave flatline in the middle of a divorce, he’s too cute for that)

[electric-teeths-blog]

I made this in honor of pride month does it look cool

[bumblebee-official]

@drifttt-official @ratchet-offical

[ratchet-offical]

I love my husband, even if he is a deadbeat…

[drifttt-official]

Love you too ratch…

(OOC: STOPPP, u probably don’t even know where flatline is #didnt u die 😭 🙏)

[drifttt-official]

Favorite TV show?

Hmm favourite tv show? Perhaps the office

(OOC: I was gonna pick a samurai show, as that would align more with him but I don’t really watch any, and I feel like after settling down with a child drift would begin enjoying more reality shows yk? Just my take on him!)

[drifttt-official]

OOC-Ask: Hey. Been reblog-Roleplaying with @ratchet-official. Drift is again in the sights of the DJD (@udcjtarnofficial specifially) regarding his past connections with the Deceptions.

(tbh, I probably should have messaged/involved you sooner)

OOC: Dw abt it loll

uh… @ratchet-offical, flatlines with you right…? Somethings… come up..

[luchicm04]

Transformers IDW - Incorrect Quotes (2)

Ratchet: What's your name?

Deadlock/Drift: (trying to be mysterious) I don't know

[ratchet-offical]

@drifttt-official

Dork.

[drifttt-official]

I’m one of many names ratchet, deadlock, drift, your conjunx..

*wiggles his eyebrows aggressively? Idk 😭*

[nagomila]

I had a strong craving for something sweet this morning (because the data for the manga I was coloring got deleted).

[drifttt-official]

@ratchet-offical , could have been us with flatline if you didn’t decide to DIE

[ratchet-offical]

I came back. It can still be us.

[doc-nickel-official]

You really really like him

[ratchet-offical]

YES I LIKE HIM. He’s my husband.

I love him.

[drifttt-official]

I suppose I love you too ratch

[capt-tails]

Do you two need couples counciling?

[drifttt-official]

Perhaps we do…

[singularity-official]

@preceptor-not-perceptive You are not playing fair here!!!

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Playing fair is for losers, if you’re not cheating you’re not trying.

[brainstorm-offical]

Let’s have another kid

What? Who said that?

[rodimus-offical]

why does your husband’s crotch flap look like lego piece 26047

[bumblebee-official]

" holy slag you're right

How did you know exactly what piece it was "

[drifttt-official]

Because instead of reading and finishing reports, rodimus plays with.. Lego.

[bumblebee-official]

" AND NEVER ASKED ME TO JOIN?! "

[drifttt-official]

Have you not been busy with marriage preparations…? With… Blitzwing I believe?

[bumblebee-official]

" slag you're right . . But BEFORE the marriage!? "

[drifttt-official]

Maybe… roddy was playing Lego’s with skywarp?

[bumblebee-official]

" I can third wheel. "

[drifttt-official]

So you’re leaving your beloved Blitzwing and sparkling for… Lego? Hmm, speaking of sparklings, perhaps ours can have a play date as the humans call it. After ratchets passing I believe that would be beneficial for both parties

OOC: ratchet isn’t actually dead, drift is doing it to spite his conjunx 😭

[bumblebee-official]

" IM NOT LEAVINF BLITZWING AND ARIEN I JUST WANNA PLAY WITH LEGO- uhh . . Ratchet what "

[drifttt-official]

Ratchet has sadly passed away… perhaps it’s for the best…

[ratchet-offical]

what

[drifttt-official]

OOC: #old age

[drifttt-official]

Who and why is @chickfila-offical following me…? Is that not a.. human thing?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Why is the homophobic chicken following you??? What is it planning???

[drifttt-official]

I..? Homophobic? But what about me and ratchet..?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

The chicken is homophobic, not you

(Ooc: as an explanation, Chick-fil-a is a hella Christian company and has links to conversion camps)

[drifttt-official]

OOC: ahh I see, I don’t know much about chick fil a since we don’t have any around here loll

[drifttt-official]

sadly, my beloved conjunx has passed away (@ratchet-offical ), the last words our son heard from him seems to be profanities. Looking for a nanny for flatline.

[bumblebee-official]

" no way you're getting divorced on the day of my wedding "

[ratchet-offical]

THIS ISNT TRUE, AND WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED

[bumblebee-official]

" how come you never told me "

[ratchet-offical]

WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED

[bumblebee-official]

" this is so sad 😢😢😢 fly low docbot 🙏🥀💔 "

[ratchet-offical]

If I didn’t like you so much, kid, I’d hit you with a wrench right now.

[bumblebee-official]

" HAHA- broke character whoops

AHEM

You'll be missed doc 😢 really loved ya 😢😢 "

[ratchet-offical]

…I’m leaving. You all obviously don’t care about me.

[drifttt-official]

Didn’t you already leave ratch?

*and just like that flatline starts sobbing in drifts arms reaching out for ratchet with little grabby servos’*

[ratchet-offical]

*Ratchet reaches for Flatline, and whisks him away, making cooing noises at him*

[doc-nickel-official]

Kidnapping your child during the divorce in order to alienate him from the other parent? How scandalous

[ratchet-offical]

Shut up you fucker. I haven’t seen him in two days.

[doc-nickel-official]

[ratchet-offical]

[doc-nickel-official]

[drifttt-official]

WHAT?! @ratchet-offical you saw me today… at least I returned… unlike you after your passing…

[ratchet-offical]

I was talking about Flatline!

[doc-nickel-official]

[ratchet-offical]

Go the fuck away

[drifttt-official]

You hear that flatline? It seems ratch will never give up swearing for you little bittie

[blitzwing-plaudern-blog]

(We doing this folks! @rodimus-offical, @ratchet-offical, @drifttt-official @optimus-prime-offical, @technitian-bulkhead-official, @doc-nickel-official, @skyfire-official, @bumblebee-official )

WEDDING DAY

Start off: [how ever you like]

[ratchet-offical]

*Ratchet walks in, and looks around*

Bee?

@bumblebee-official

[bumblebee-official]

" yep, yep, I'm here! "

[ratchet-offical]

How you feeling?

[bumblebee-official]

" Nervous. And excited. "

[ratchet-offical]

Makes sense. Do you need anything?

[bumblebee-official]

" I don't know yet . . I don't think so? I think I'm alright right now. "

[rodimus-offical]

*she’s standing around in a tshirt that says “I paused fortnite to be here.” Where did she even get that? Why is she wearinf a shirt? Who knows.*

[ratchet-offical]

You fucker. This is a serious event!

*Ratchet is smiling happily*

[rodimus-offical]

And this is formal wear.

[ratchet-offical]

It quite literally isn’t.

[rodimus-offical]

I had it CUSTOM-MADE just for this! I don’t see YOU putting in that effort

[ratchet-offical]

I PLANNED THE WEDDING

[drifttt-official]

Seeing how you planned the wedding… any idea where flatline is..?

and… @rodimus-offical, what in the name of Primus are you wearing?!

[rodimus-offical]

fortnite shirt.

[drifttt-official]

*drift looks rodimus up and down… staring at the Fortnite shirt quite intensely, out of all occasions his buddy show a wedding to wear this*

i may have some spare outfits if you would like to borrow them..

OOC: well in the comics drift does Rodimus’ paint job .. so like if they wore clothes drift would helps roddy with the wardrobe right? 😭 idk

[drifttt-official]

sadly, my beloved conjunx has passed away (@ratchet-offical ), the last words our son heard from him seems to be profanities. Looking for a nanny for flatline.

[bumblebee-official]

" no way you're getting divorced on the day of my wedding "

[ratchet-offical]

THIS ISNT TRUE, AND WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED

[bumblebee-official]

" how come you never told me "

[ratchet-offical]

WE’RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED

[bumblebee-official]

" this is so sad 😢😢😢 fly low docbot 🙏🥀💔 "

[ratchet-offical]

If I didn’t like you so much, kid, I’d hit you with a wrench right now.

[bumblebee-official]

" HAHA- broke character whoops

AHEM

You'll be missed doc 😢 really loved ya 😢😢 "

[ratchet-offical]

…I’m leaving. You all obviously don’t care about me.

[drifttt-official]

Didn’t you already leave ratch?

*and just like that flatline starts sobbing in drifts arms reaching out for ratchet with little grabby servos’*

[ratchet-offical]

*Ratchet reaches for Flatline, and whisks him away, making cooing noises at him*

[doc-nickel-official]

Kidnapping your child during the divorce in order to alienate him from the other parent? How scandalous

[ratchet-offical]

Shut up you fucker. I haven’t seen him in two days.

[doc-nickel-official]

[ratchet-offical]

[doc-nickel-official]

[drifttt-official]

WHAT?! @ratchet-offical you saw me today… at least I returned… unlike you after your passing…