[maisonderriere]

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[vandelay]

[cheyennecheyenne]

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

[allieoops]

anxiety & depression: *makes u stay home*

also anxiety & depression: ok but u should also feel super guilty for stayin home lmao

me: ????? ok????

[michellepsychologist]

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[ghoul2-deactivated20170605]

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

[patanu102]

[softlenaluthor]

jake “i’ve read fifteen books” peralta revealing that he’s been reading the harry potter books because amy “fifty is not a lot. wait. did you say fifteen?” santiago loves them so much and them subsequently geeking out about it is the HEALTHIEST thing

[vintica]

It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.

Amy Poehler (via relatlonship)

[tampire]

[richwhore]

Trumps cabinet

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[ellsari]

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed