~~butts~~

Even my mum doesn't think I'm cool.

[whitebisexual]

I love roleplaying with asterisks why don't we do that anymore

[whitebisexual]

You can say anything watch this *jumps* you just imagined me jumping didn't you. Now watch this *starts jerking off* awesome right? The asterisk holds the limitless imagination

[narcissistcookbook]

we really didn't deserve The Good Place. a bizarrely high-budget sitcom telling a longform, highly conceptual story that you need to have been watching from episode one, which was allowed to play out at its own pace and wrap things up when it intended to, and it didn't even lose steam over its four seasons. that's practically proof of the existence of a loving god

[depsidase]

[donutdrawsthings]

I don't think it should be weird, for me to put a fruit fly outside

[neopet-a-day]

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

[oddbookreport]

[slutdge]

[slutdge]

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

[thesituation]

[clementine-kesh]

i’ve made this post a million times but it really does drive me up the wall when people think that the phrase “everything is political” means “everything is related to current political happenings” instead of “everything is a product of its context”

[nessa007]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the $300 million ballroom construction on the white house 😭

[bimmyjimmy]

they share one brain cell

[justsomespace]

did a quick doodle of them

[bimmyjimmy]

this is everything to me

[modelsof-color]

Anok Yai by Ethan James Green for Vogue UK November 2025

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

honestly discord removing the four digit id code at the end of usernames still remains as one of the most baffling things any site has done with their usernames. not having to have every user find a unique name for themselves seems like such a logical thing to allow with how big many sites are, and discord had the system in place since the beginning. but apparently that's too confusing and making the entire userbase select a new name is in fact the best solution. insane behavior

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[doublevampires]

thinking about hadestown as a story in which each character realizes both that they're in a time loop + that there is an audience observing them at different points throughout the show

[doublevampires]

there's this moment in if its true where it seems like orpheus is pleading with the audience to change how the story goes. eurydice knows this has happened before by come home with me reprise ("i can sing us home again" "no, you can't" "yes, i can" "no, you don't understand") but orpheus doesn't know until doubt comes in ("who am i to think that she would follow me into the cold and dark again?"). the gods are both observed and observing (hades and persephone and hermes all stand off to the side for most of the show when they aren't the main people in a scene); for hades and persephone, this happens year after year anyways without any kind of time loop narrative, but hermes is fully aware from the beginning of the narrative structure of the story, obviously.

[doublevampires]

persephone knows all along that she's being observed, but the amount she cares varies between actors (amber gray's persephone does not care that there's an audience; jewelle blackman's persephone is desperate for this story to be witnessed). hades never knows.

[doublevampires]

cause here's the thing! to know how it ends!! and still!!! begin!!!! to sing it again!!!!!

[doublevampires]

@perennii you understand me

[fatcowboys]

[id: tag reading, in all caps "Hadestown is haunted send tweet."]