ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
📓THE DICTIONARY (terms you will need to know!)
💥ANATOMY OF A SPARK
💫CARRIAGE (terms and movements)
⚒️ METHODS OF CREATION
For additional information please refer to #autopedia
The baby's name is #Spectra
AND NOW... The story.
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ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
📓THE DICTIONARY (terms you will need to know!)
💥ANATOMY OF A SPARK
💫CARRIAGE (terms and movements)
⚒️ METHODS OF CREATION
For additional information please refer to #autopedia
The baby's name is #Spectra
AND NOW... The story.
NDA PART 6 & 7 ARE UP UWUUUUU
This is ALL i am working on but i think I’m ready for a break ough
Draw something Else time maybe…
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Soundwave (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
COME ON SONIC FANDOM! LETS GET THIS MIDDLE AGED MAN PREGNANT
i NEED soundwave to win this. tf fandom if you've never done anything let this be what you do, let it be soundwave winning the tumblr mpreg polls
PLLLLSSSS KET SOUNDWAVE WIN IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME
ITS SO CLOSE PLEASE VOTE SOUNDWAVE
He’s got 18 kids in G1 he needs MORE
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Soundwave (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Wei Wuxian/Wei Ying (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)
Starscream (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Wei Wuxian]
"He’s such a sweetheart. He wants a baby. He found a child and said he birthed him himself. His husband helped take care of that child after our contestant’s death. So, he should get pregnant so they can have more children."
"He wants it soooo badly. Let him and his husband have a baby!! Give their A-Yuan a little sibling!! Or better yet, a whoooole litter of little Lans!!!"
"He literally has a kink of being bred by his hot husband, joked multiple times about birthing his and husband's adopted son, the world has magic BS in it. Case closed."
"He wants it."
"He loves kids, why not give him some more? Lan Zhan wants to baby trap him to High Heaven and drag him back to Gusu at any point in the story. Give him the happy family with lots of kids he has always craved for as an orphan."
"Danmei fans will remember how hard we fought for this extremely breedable man in Season 1. Please, friends, let me bend your ear about this man who canonically has a breeding kink (among many others)!
Wei Ying (courtesy name: Wei Wuxian) is hot shit. He knows he is, he's been canonically ranked as one of the most eligible men in the Jianghu. His love interest has been wanting to fuck him since the moment they met (sparring on the rooftops at 15 years old because WWX was trying to sneak liquor into their dry campus). I, too, have been trying to tap this goth hottie, but so far this man has remained fictional. 🫤
If "adopted-into-nobility twunks with big egos and class clown tendencies" aren't your thing, may I interest you in his alter-ego, "war hero necromancer who has experienced The Horrors and briefly delves into cannibalism"? What about "resurrected as a mentally ill twink and 'pretends' to be gay as a cover"? There's also a brief interlude of "cave-dwelling cottage-core baby-raising fugitive" in which he plants a toddler in the ground adorably, calls him a radish, and says he wants to give him many siblings. He also canonically notes that he wants a little one with his husband at the end of the novel. This is after they separately adopt the same child (that's a long story, you should read MDZS if you haven't already!!)
Please help Wei Ying get knocked up. I know this man could invent a male pregnancy talisman. He pulled his friend back from the dead and turned him into conscious corpse, I know he can find a way to build his own womb. Do it for Lan Zhan, who desperately wants to put a baby in this man. They fuck literally every day, statistically this man should get pregnant eventually. Do it so Jiang Cheng will need to hear his stupid brother complain about morning sickness and back pain and roll his eyes. Do it for all the MDZS fans who never got an extra with Wei Ying waddling around pregnant but need to see it. Fill the Jingshi with baby Lans, I know we can do it!!"
"JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE'S omega coded to his core, literally talks about birthing his son from his own body. Give him another baby!!"
"Look biologically he can’t get pregnant but I don’t think that would ever stop him from trying. If sheer force of will could knock him up he’d have a whole baseball team of kids."
"as we know, he already gave birth to Sizhui, but you can’t tell me he and Lan Wangji don’t want—deserve—an entire flock of little Lans."
"This boy stated he gave birth. He needs to provide Lan Zhan with more babies and Lan Zhan would be more than happy to breed this boy."
"This man has already proven that he can make it as a struggling mother, he deserves to be pampered for it this time. He absolutely would love to have another child and Lan Zhan would love to give him one. Wei Wuxian would be showered in luxuries and spoiled even more than he already is. They deserve this!"
"This man canonically tells his love interest he birthed the child hanging onto his leg. He wants to bear Lan Wangji’s children for him and has a massive breeding kink. Let’s let him finally win and get him pregnant."
Wei Wuxian propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 19
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Saint Joseph (The Bible)
Shockwave (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Joseph]
"So he knows what Mary went through."
[Shockwave]
"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."
Shockwave propaganda from last season
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 23
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Scorponok (Transformers)
Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
PROPAGANDA:
[Scorponok]
"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."
[Sam]
"The show would've simply been better if Sam was Jack's mommy."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 63
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Wendell Elvis Vaughn/Quasar (Marvel)
Drift (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Quasar]
"There's a famous cover to Quasar #29 where he's depicted as pregnant but IN THE ACTUAL COMIC IT'S JUST A COCOON FETUS IMPLANTED IN HIS BACK by a beautiful trans woman and so basically i just want to impregnate him for realsies this time. he's such a sweet soft boy he was kicked out of SHIELD for not being aggressive or murdery enough he used to keep an alien god entity in his garage."
[Drift]
"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."
"drift wants a way to prove they can be a good person. that they ARE one now. that they're different. if you gave them a kid they'd try so fucking hard. they'd be overbearing sure but drift would really try. i think they'd see a kid as a chance to prove they're redeemed while being nervous that they might break this one too. maybe they'll think of wing... that they get a chance to do something good. to help someone become the best version of themself. i think drift would want that."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 38
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Shockwave (Transformers)
Guillermo De La Cruz (What We Do In The Shadows)
PROPAGANDA:
[Shockwave]
"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."
Shockwave propaganda from last season
[Guillermo]
"Let him baby trap Nandor; he deserves to as a treat."
The guy already builds test tube babies in his lab all the time carrying one himself is just the logical next step, right? Yeah, that’s how it works. Additionally, I have returned with more images I stole from Google to demonstrate Shockwave’s voluptuous bosom. Please refer to the username.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 45
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby)
Scorponok (Transformers)
Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
PROPAGANDA:
[Nick]
"Sad boy needs Jay's baby in him. Let him have a son to look after about seven months after Jay dies."
[Scorponok]
"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."
[Atticus]
"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."
New NDA update!
YEAAAAAH SOUNDWAVE WON
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
Starscream (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Kirk]
"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."
"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."
"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."
Captain Kirk propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
Star Trek peeps, please
This is ridiculous
WE ARE SOOOO BACK! EVERYONE VOTE JAMES KIRK it's like 0.1% difference right now WE CAN REALLY DO IT
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 11
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce (MAS*H)
Soundwave (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Hawkeye]
"Literally begs men to impregnate him. He will not get married until someone gets him pregnant. Also he deserves a second chance."
"OK so aside from the fact that he canonically asks for it sooooo many times. HE. IS. SO. BREEDABLE. HE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD PREGNANT. OK. He needs it, I need it, we need it. ALSO, he got so close last year and I think he deserves a win."
"The show uses children and family as a symbol of stability, both directly and as an explicit absence (the orphans they take care of, Peg and Erin back home, etc). That stability is something that Hawkeye desperately needs and wants. Plus, he constantly talks about being pregnant in a way that implies he's actually thought through it more than most cis guys would."
"He NEEDS it okay! Man canonically wants to be pregnant! I swear he makes at Least one "joke" about it a season, if not more! He wants it so bad I truly think being pregnant could fix him! He made it so close last year and frankly it's a Travesty he didn't win in my opinion, so I'm hoping we can get the rest of tumblr to fully agree this time around!"
"He is a trailblazer in the field of men desperately wanting to be pregnant. He's begging for it. No man has wanted to be pregnant as much as Hawkeye has, and no man has begged for it openly on TV in the 70's as Hawkeye did. No one deserves to be pregnant more than him. Though there may be new contenders, we must honour our roots. The OG. Some of these contenders will have never made a comment about their bunkmate and best friend getting him pregnant, but Hawkeye has. More than once."
"He's the one asking for it, not me (constantly. he is constantly asking for it)."
"There are numerous moments throughout where he references being pregnant/impregnated, including: “you realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me,” “frankly, I think I'm pregnant,” “I could have had a third of a baby by now,” “sit down, your father and I will tell you what we did to have you,” and many more. He's begged a general to impregnate him. (“I know that you're a general and I'm just a captain, but I want to have your baby. I mean it, I want your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!”) One of the first things that he says in response to encountering a new character on the show, when asked if married, is “someone's gonna have to get me pregnant first.”
Children, especially to the characters in MASH, are the representation of life and innocence. Hawkeye, as a character, is defined by his love for life. He is a doctor with a vested interest in humanity, thrust into a war against his will, who does everything he can to preserve that life. Pregnancy is not only a joke to Hawkeye, or something said in passing as a quip or subversive statement, but a concept he treats with respect and dignity, and in the midst of such great injustice and cruelty to human life, carrying life into the world would help him fight just that little more against the war. In the words of BJ Hunnicutt, “All we see around here is death and destruction. Now, in the middle of an inferno that even Dante wouldn't buy tickets to, there's a little glimmer of life, thanks to you. That's not wonderful; that's a miracle.”"
"Just look at him."
"dude is BEGGING for it."
"It's what he would want."
"pregnancy is the opposite of war to him. It’s his escape that eliminates his usual coping mechanism of alcohol, his fantasy being so detached from his trauma that he won’t need it anymore. Instead of narrowly saving lives or failing to save lives, he’s creating it."
Hawkeye propaganda from last season
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
I am once again beginning my oomfs to vote hawkeye. It's for the greater good
NDA updated on my Patreon 🙈
I made one for Blurr as well because to not would be negligent
Booby version here
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 12
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Prowl (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Prowl]
"I want to study the child he has for new forms of mental illness. Also he has huge tits."
"This man. He needs a baby. He'd be such a bad parent, but I need it to happen."
"EarthSpark Prowl objects to the Autobots relying on human children as soldiers.
IDW Prowl is essentially handed a newly created bot and makes the extremely responsible decision to hand him off to someone else to train instead of trying to "raise" him himself. I have seen people call him a bad parent for this, and no. Bad parenting is when you know you would be a terrible parent, or don't recognize that you would be a terrible parent, and then you give your kid a horrible life because you can't just accept your own issues would mess them up. Prowl giving Springer, a "child" he did not want and did not have the capacity to care for, to someone else was the best parenting decision he could have made.
G1 Prowl is one of the sweetest bots you'll ever meet. Always ready to help out. Protective. Cares about people a lot.
This bot would be an amazing parent. Legitimately better credentials than most of the cast who interacts with kids, even (especially) if that credential is sometimes, "I should not be a parent, so I'm giving him to someone else"."
Prowl propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
C'MON PROWL PEOPLE