Lin Levine

weeee hahahah weee wahooo yippee awaaaa

[legendsofentity]

the concept of a transformer being unable to lie without changing into their alt mode might be the funniest thing i've ever heard

[mechpreg-showdown]

Round 1; Group 1; Poll 1

Who's Getting Pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

Propaganda:

Ratchet:

having a medic as your carrier means you are most definitely going to grow up very healthy. ratchet is grumpy in a good portion of continuities, but he is always kind and compassionate at the end of the day and will make sure his kid is taken care of. he'd be a pretty no-nonsense and strict creator, but his hardassness would come from a place of love and a desire to not see another loved one die from something he could've done something about. [x]

[x]

[x]

"he reminds me of my dad, a great surgeon who is otherwise pretty grumpy and frowny until he sees a baby and he gets all sappy. the type who’ll offer to hold and walk with the babies at family reunions idk why he likes them sm but it’s always nice to see" [x]

Optimus Prime:

he's literally dad-coded. he treats so many of his autobots as if they were his family and does his best to cultivate that kind of supportive environment. he'd make such a wonderful creator and he would make sure he raises them to be kind, compassionate, and respectful of their surroundings. optimus is known for laying down his life for any cause he sees as just, but having a kid of his own may be the one thing that'll make him stop and think before he sacrifices himself needlessly. ratchet will finally be able to relax a little without worrying about prime! [x]

He's already Bumblebee's father, what's one more child from the matrix? [x]

One of the mech from the whole "Transformers" franchise that deserves to become parent, we all know almost everybody wants to breed him. C'mon people make Optimus pregnant and happy. [x]

Optimus Prime would be such a good mother [x]

He’s so dad coded in like every continuity, he would love carrying and raising a sparkling [x]

[madamadamiu]

Push

[keferon]

F.fairies..

[mouseycometz]

Beach planet! 🏖️

(🎨 by sugwinni)

[gundonskoy]

rrrrrrrecycle, micola

original taste

[gundonskoy]

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[definitelychalk]

I call this Piece "Disappointment" ----- Behold: I finally managed to finish this (or at least I think it's finished?!) There is an intended meaning to this piece but I like hearing other interpretations and perspectives to my works so I'll put this out without the Description and after a while I will probably update the caption for this post :) SO dont't be afraid to share your guesses and such!

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[gundonskoy]

pepper spraying him

[linlevine]

evil blurr, or slurr as he is called, or vortex as per @diblmetta (this was inspired by their design)

[chokedqwerty]

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

[linlevine]

Humanity ought to have the following secured rights and protections.

The right to privacy. Companies cannot store, sell, or transfer the personal information of clients outside of standard login credentials and other voluntarily given information. All attempts at collecting said voluntarily given information must be opt out by default.

Data belongs to the people. All data processing equipment must first and foremost be available to the general public and not private companies.

Medicine belongs to the people. Those who truly need medical care should be able to seek that care at no cost to themselves.

Education belongs to the people. The state may not force any member of the public to endure any manner of educational institution, but must provide the option for any person of any age to seek a full education at no cost to themselves.

All people should be able to be affordably housed. All people should be able to have a universal basic income that matches the cost of living in their region. All people should be able to live without fear of persecution. No religion shall hold claim over any government institution. No external funding may be provided to any government institution save from that which comes from taxation. All elections should be done in a bracket and not first past the post. All election statistics must be freely observable for every single member of the public.

The right to riot. The people have a right to destroy public property if they believe that their rights are threatened.

Any attempt to subvert the election process and install a privately controlled government must result in the seizure of all assets from involved parties and, if necessary, execution.

Be loud. Be angry. No more kings.

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[bouncy2004toyotayaris]

made this a transparent gif because im in love