Don't Annoy Joe

[drinkandbemerryy]

excuse the throbbing cock veins in my hands this isn't meant to be that kind of post, just want to show off the tape i got

[drinkandbemerryy]

smartschoolboy9 has aura and i'm tired of pretending he doesn't

[drinkandbemerryy]

the next "employer" to send me a rejection email is getting a response of my cock and balls. i regret to inform you that after careful consideration you have been cyber flashed, you unbearable cunt

[drinkandbemerryy]

my crusties are starting to stink out my room but i can't wash them because i'm genuinely feart i'll create mustard gas

[drinkandbemerryy]

at constant odds with myself wanting him gatekept and also wanting more people to relate to on him and kettle cadaver. long live Edwin Borsheim

[drinkandbemerryy]

taking this burd with an ed out to dinner because i'm skint

[drinkandbemerryy]

[drinkandbemerryy]

@how2leavet0wn just told me she was last in the queue to eat bonnie blue's ass

[ihatethisapp42069]

Long live Borsheim

[drinkandbemerryy]

do you like rape incest vomit

aye how

[drinkandbemerryy]

sometimes i genuinely believe everyone else is retarded except me and there's no talking me out of it. some people are just thick as fucking pig shit and need a slap because there's no getting through to them. it's gotten to a point where i'm disinterested in politics because i don't believe these people even deserve a government that has their best interests at heart. i'm absolutely fine with them being used as tax cattle if it means i can fuck off and live in a hamlet far away from the cunts.

[sangreconcrema]

Edwin Borsheim (Kettle Cadaver)

[drinkandbemerryy]

[drinkandbemerryy]

on EVERYONE'S life i know you're all feeling me on that one

[drinkandbemerryy]

[drinkandbemerryy]

a would have shagged Elliot Rodger rotten if a had a cunt you burds done him so dirty man

[drinkandbemerryy]

also where the FUCK have the emo's all went? it's a fucking injustice that I was born too late to experience all that shit in highschool, same with "scene". I'd be an emo but I'm too stunningly ripped and muscular so I don't have the skinny legend look to go with it. Fuck this life

[drinkandbemerryy]

I was meant to be born in a rural area the deep south and live as a redneck who fixes cars for a living. I fucking hate this poison "professionalism" shit we have over here, the whole "if there's time to lean, there's time to clean!" bs. Your wife hasn't touched you in years because she's disgusted by you, there's bigger fish to fry