Take It Easy

always expected the unexpected

[stuckinapril]

i want to be alone all the time but i hate being alone and crave company constantly. no i can’t explain it to you

[spotlessmy-deactivated20210523]

this was a great read. “Laziness Does Not Exist” by Devon Price

[thepersonalquotes]

[gratatouille]

[bbbrujo-deactivated20161217]

[recommend]

Parents Reveal the Hilarious Reasons Why Their Kid Is Crying (x)

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[4n4n4n4n4n4n4n-deactivated20200]

let me listen to your problems at 3 am and fall in love with you even more.

[recaption]

[thegoodvybe]

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

[thegoodvybe]

[qvotable]

“If I disappear, know that I’m okay.”

— Unknown

[stability]

[thegoodvybe]

[thegoodvybe]

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @extramadness

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