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BREXIT BEHOLD BREXIT BOONDOGGLERS. BE YOU BLOKES BLANCHED BY FOREBEARS' BEQUEST BEMOANING THE BLACKENING OR BROWNING OF BRITISH URBIA. BE YOU BEWITCHED BY BANAL BRAINWASHING BRAZENLY BANISHING BEES, BELITTLING UN-BENDY BANANAS, BASHING BETRAYED ''BREEDS'' BRUTALISED BY BRITISH-BACKED BOMBINGS BLOWING IN FROM ABROAD; BEREFT OF B'REASON—BELIEVING BOWLFUL AFTER BOWLFUL OF BLATANT BULLSHIT. BACKUP A BRIEF BIT. BULLETS, BOMBS BELEAGUERED BOTH BRITAIN AND BELGIUM BEFORE. BETTER BEINGS BUILT BASIC, BRITTLE BUT BRAVE BRIDGES; BREATHING BREATH INTO BATTERED BODIES—BOTH BIRTHPLACES AND BIPEDS—BRINGING BACK BRETHREN FROM THE BRINK; BESTOWING BEATIFIC BELONGING; BRANDISHING OLIVE-BRANCHES; AND BUSINESSLIKE, BELITTLING BANDITS BEREFT OF BASIC BENEVOLENCE. BE BIGGER! BEAR DOWN ON THE BREAKING BAD. BREACH THE BROMANCE BETWIXT BEWILDERED BIGWIGS AND BLEATING, BABBLING HIGH-BORN BACKBENCHERS. BERATE BLEARY-EYED BALLOT-BOX-BEATERS BEHOLDEN, BRIBED OR BORED. BEWARE THE BENEFACTORS OF BREXIT: BOYS, BY AND LARGE, B'RESIDING BETWEEN BELOVED ALBION AND BEGUILING BANKS BEYOND. BE NOT OBLIVIOUS TO THE BELLIGERENCE OF BULLY-BOYS BROADCASTING BILE-FUL B'RHETORIC (BETIMES ON THE BEEB) BRANDISHING BITTER, BITTERLY BEWAILING THE BRIEVEMENT OF BYGONE BEHAVIOUR, BEMOANING THE BRIGHT AND BOOKISH WHILE BABY BOOMERS BELIEVE AND BIG-UP BOLLOX. BLITZ BRAVADO BALLONI BEST BECOMES BUFFOONS. BROADEN BEYOND ''TO BE OR NOT TO BE.'' BARE THE BRETRAIL OF ABANDONED BRITS. BEAR THE BLAME. BELAY THE BLUNDER; BUY TIME; BACK-IT-UP; BACK-IT-OUT, BEGIN AND THEREIN BROACH THE BETRAYAL, BELIGHT THE BLIGHTING AND BEQUIETING OF THE BROKE, BEGGARED AND ABANDONED. BREAK IT, FOR BE BOUND! THIS BREXIT BURIES BLUE-COLLAR AND BOURGEOISIE BOTH; ALBEIT BOXED BELOW AND ABOVE. BOTHERED? BAYESIAN-LY BRINGING TO BEAR BUT BRAZENLY BREWING BUILDERS TEA WE BET OUR BREAKFASTS BRIMMING WITH BACON AND BAKED BEANS, BET OUR BRAISED BEEF, BLANCHED BROAD-BEANS, BOILED BROCCOLI HABITUALLY BEDECKED ON BRITISH BOWLS, BEFITTING OUR BOWELS. AND BY-THE-BY BEFOWLING OUR BEACHES; OUR BREAD AND BUTTER NOW BESMIRCHING OUR BREACHES. WE BAR BANTER ABOUT BALMS, ANTIBIOTICS AND BUYING-ATOMICS. BRING TO BEAR BUT THE BEASTLY BITS ABOVE, I'M BRICKING IT. BETTING BREXIT'LL BETTER US BOTH? JIM'LL BREXIT! BE BRAVE; B'REACH-OUT; BRING ABOUT BETTER BRITAIN; BE BASTIONS OF BIGGER BLUEPRINTS; BE BUG BITTEN. BLAZE ABOUND; BRING BACK BRAINS, BRING BACK BALANCE AND B'REASON. BE BRAZEN: BURN BRAS. BE BOLD; BIND IT WITH BRIMSTONE. PASS BY BIFURCATION AND BYPASS BISECTION. BY PARLIAMENT, B'REFERENDA OR B'ELECTION! BRING IT BACK, /SING/ IT BACK. BREAK. CHANGE DIRECTION BE BRITISH BE BETTER BYWAY OF BRE'ACTION AND... BY AND BY BEHOLD A BRIGHTER, EMBRACING, BRITANNIA. AND TO BREXIT I SAY: BRISINGR. EMCEE ARSEY @emceearsey (WITH ABOLOGIES TO LEMN SISSAY) (ORIGINAL PHOTO: TIM GREEN AKA atoach ON FLICKR)

#Brexit #bremain #hardy's well

Windmills of Trump's Mind. As posted to twitter here: @emceearsey 30 Apr 2019

#windmill cancer #trump #parody video

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Final Answer? http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/26/fightback-against-brexit-on-cards-remain-eu-referendum-heseltine

Brescape (To the tune of the Piña Colada Song)

I was tired of my lady, forty years is too long Like a bunch of bananas, her curves were all wrong So while she lay there sleepin’ I read The Mail in bed And in the front page headlines, there was this story I read

If you like cheap English Lager and queueing up for the train If you’re not into Euros, if you have half a brain If you like partying at midnight, on the graves of the dead You might get cancer if you do that! Vote for me now instead

I didn’t think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine So I heeded the paper, and opted for something mad And thought I’d get to drink Möet, but that’s French so I’m sad

Yes I like cheap English Lager and queueing up for the train I’m not into the health service, I am into my pain I don’t believe in Global Warming now; I don’t like this red tape I’m gonna go to McDonalds where I’ll plan our Brescape

So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady and I said, “oh, it’s EU.” Then we laughed for a moment and I said, “I never knew.”

That you like cheap English Lager and queueing up for the train And the quotas in the ocean and the taste of champagne If you negotiate till midnight, see we’re nearly the same You’re the lady I’ve looked for, come with me and #Remain

#remain #brescape #cheapenglishlagersong #piña colada song

Dear EU

Dear EU, My compatriots appear to have set in motion the revocation of my EU membership against my will. I believe they have shot not only themselves in the foot but they have shot me, my wife and my daughter in the foot as well. I do not wish to not be part of the EU. The current estimates of how much we pay to be part of the EU club, I believe, are around the £10b mark per year. So it dawned on me: what if I and maybe 16 million other people were to subscribe to the EU as individuals? What if pro-EU businesses were to join as enterprise EU members? £10b ÷ 70m is just over £100 per person per year. I'd pay that! I'd pay that for my wife and child too. I'd pay that to get access to free EU travel and health, for free EU ability to settle and work, and for any other of the benefits which would easily transfer. If I were the CEO of my business, I would join to enjoy full free trade and of course then I would be able to exercise policy to protect and enhance my employee's health wellbeing and job security etc. It's just an idea, EU, but what do you say? Could we work something out, you and me? Please? Yours hopefully, M Jones

#Stay #Leave Cast your votes now.

Pearls before opine

Prove to me That coming off motorways during traffic works; Remaining on minor roads for the rest of our lives; Will get us where we need to be faster; prove to me and I will take that diversion.

Prove to me That eating only protein when we think we’re overweight; Continuing to use the car for work or school runs; Is good for us; makes us healthy; reduces our weight; and I will change my eating/walking habits.

Prove to me That fossils were placed on this earth to test our faith; That human kind is valued by adherence to The Law That mortal death is justified by our lack of faith and I’ll accept those literal truths.

Prove to me That taking million millionth part diluted tinctures; that purple tinted quartz or better aquamarine fixes ills despite study, research and teaching and I will donate my body to medical pseudo-science.

Prove to me That the US ain’t gotta gun problem, Prove to me That Asbestos does not kill and Prove to me that tobacco isn’t moreish and ends up in slow painful death Prove to me; Prove to me.

Prove to me That the earth’s not getting warmer despite the evidence That the polar caps and bears aren’t going any time soon That glaciers aren’t calving lines in our arrogance And I will humbly accept it.

Prove to me, Otherwise let’s stick to what we know; prove to me That we have a plan to keep us when we go; prove to me That it’s not a UK manufactured low; prove to me Otherwise, for fuck sake do not vote us out of the EU

Um, Thank you!?

#brexit #remain #bremain

#Remain #Brexit, I'm not 100% but I think I am more than 95% sure. And so: on the balance of probabilities; on the scales of moral spectra; on a measured trust and mistrust of politicians, business people, charities, academics, family, friends and others; on analysis of "the facts" and analysis of the facts; on knowing that the media has to sell its information; on estimated economic predictions, on perceived social impacts, on an inherently skeptical view of life; on a view of history; in anticipation of the future; with thought; with introspection; with prayers; for peace; for togetherness and camaraderie; for human kindness and humankind-ness; on the whole I will, I have to, vote #Remain

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