Ya Know What? I'm Happy

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[armadilloace]

Sasha: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? 

Marcy: The car takes a screenshot. Anne: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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[thememedaddy]

Me_irl

[thenatsdorf]

Inside snow party (via)

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was told I’ll never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

[everythingfox]

Two types of dogs

(via)

[beardedmrbean]

[sickhumor]

Dad of 4 Girls Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His Daughters

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Word of the day

“Picayune”

And as my English Lit told me years ago, “You look it up.”

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[thebroccoligoblin]

And god bless every single one of them

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Early morning thoughts:

If your kids keep finding the presents you’ve hidden,

Put them in the attic.

But, don’t forget to feed them

while they’re up there.

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This mornings banter between Little Miss Youthful anchor and knowledgeable Mr. Dude Weatherman from WSMV.

Her: Well there’s going to be a surprise performance at the Exit Inn’s fiftieth anniversary from legendary artists HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH. Cody, will you be there?

He: Um, probably not. Can’t miss my bedtime. But you’re a big fan of there’s, right?

She: (under her breath) Uhhh. I don’t know them.

He: Seriously? Darius Rucker?! You don’t know him?

Her: Yeh. I know him. He’s a country music artist.,

Him: Yeh. That was his band from back in the eighties. They had it goin on!

Her: Wow. It looks like I have some research to do.

Me: