DustWoman

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[civilwhore]

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[growlandpounce]

Grey shirt had me feelin things

[icecream-eaterrr]

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

[benimkararlarim-deactivated2018]

[bogleech]

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

[dvandom]

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

[coolyo294]

mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

but for why

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

[shiftythrifting]

I want to meet the 20s bitch who was like “I have to have this.” I bet her ghost is still in it.

[airframeextender]

[drop-in-the-bucket64]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[upthewerewolves]

Just heard a conservative talk radio host refer to a female reporter as a “reporterette”

[upthewerewolves]

“Now what do they call them female reporters?”

“I think…. I think they’re just called reporters sir.”

“Damn it, Jim! Reporters are male, you simpleton. You dunce. Let’s call her a reporterette, that way no one will get confused into thinking she has real opinions.”

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[champagnemanagement]

[illkim]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

a timeless classic.

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

[angelmutual]

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

[finalgirldave]

this letter board i bought was a very wise decision

[nottheaverageasian-deactivated2]

when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

[intensional]