Champagne Management

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[travelling-my-little-pony]

Wysteria says yes, Barbie is entirely correct. You really can be anything you want to be.

(That includes being a parsnip with feet.)

At Buckland Monachorum, in Devon, England.

[thedurvin]

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[shrinkingsilk]

[champagnemanagement]

opossum barbie just wants to cuddle and eat ticks

[champagnemanagement]

ET is only dry when he's sick!!!! A healthy ET is a moist ET!! But never tendrils of drool!

[champagnemanagement]

This is lil nips big booty smurf

[theehorsepusssy]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[champagnemanagement]

some ricotta eaters apparently procreated and made this horrid little monster baby!!! and now they're eating beans. i really hate this baby.

[back-then]

Mrs. Helen Moyer holding large model of an eel. 1947

Source: The Field Museum, Chicago

[champagnemanagement]

Real caption: Mrs. Helen Moyer posing with the eel javelin that she threw 91 meters to become the number one eel javelinist in the United States.

[mckitterick]

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is real

[sacred-portal]

[grox]

[champagnemanagement]

she's a bitch, she's a moss

[escuerzoresucitado]

[scandalousadventures]

Eraserhead baby makes waffles for you!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich