the untriumphant return

[drostan]

Hiking in the Mourne Mountains. County Down, Northern Ireland

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[drostan]

Mourne Mountains in low cloud. County Down, Northern Ireland

[boarboy-old-blog]

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Mourne Mountains, County Down, Northern Ireland

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Mourne Mountains, County Down, Northern Ireland

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Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[drostan]

County Down, Northern Ireland

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Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

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Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

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Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[alt-illustrations]

In the shadow of the old yew tree

[drostan]

Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[drostan]

Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[drostan]

Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[drostan]

The Hermitage, Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland

[drostan]

The Hermitage, Tollymore Forest Park, County Down, Northern Ireland