binge watching transformers 24/7/365

Malvolio - 20! - He/They https://mistermalapropsdungeon.straw.page I try to keep things NSFW tagged and hidden... but this IS a 18+ acc, things will happen sometimes.

[mistermalaprop]

Finally, A Real Pinned Post?!

Hey! I'm Malvolio, or Mal, or Mister... the name depends on who you ask. Anyway, hey, welcome to my first Tumblr blog! It's completely disorganized!!!!!

I post primarily Transformers content, with some other stuff sprinkled about. I am a Transformers merch/toy collector first, but I do a handful of art mediums (digital is most common), have plenty of OCs, and I write some fanfic. Basically, I'm a Certified Yapper. Multishipping is my job and I'm the best employee, okay?

My strawpage for... reasons: send anonymous art and messages

My Ko-Fi account for donations through my trying times and eventual opening for commission work: Buy Mister_Malaprop a Coffee (commissions are not open as of right now)

The MTMTE/Lost Light Crosshairs x Rodimus Prime fanfic: Learning To Warm Cold Servos

My sideblog where I begged for a not-1987 Sureshot toy: @how-many-days-john-hasbro (INNACTIVE)

My OTHER sideblog where I roleplayed Energon Mirage: @ask-theangelreborn (INNACTIVE)

My OTHER OTHER sideblog where I yap(ped) about my old Danganronpa AU: @channel-76 (INNACTIVE)

I have an eBay page where I post stuff sometimes if you’re interested: mister_malaprop

Art Requests are: Open!

What am I watching right now?: n/a just finished Beast Machines

What am I reading right now?: Skybound Transformers Comics and Phase 1 IDW1

Don't expect much of anything for Prime or the Aligned continuity as a whole, it isn't a favorite.

Block #suggestive, #valveplug, #mpreg, and #mechpreg if you do not wish to see 18+ content (this may not get rid of all instances but it will hide most)

[mistermalaprop]

Did anyone ever buy the 3k dollar TF AI statues???

[mistermalaprop]

radio in the southern U.S. not playing something garbage challenge (impossible)

[mistermalaprop]

is there a transformers equivalent to the king in yellow and if not then how would it work

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[smoked-salmon-official]

my girl

[mistermalaprop]

I should get tested for OCD

[smoked-salmon-official]

I passed all of my finals !!

[mistermalaprop]

YEEEESSSSSS YOU GO SMARTY PANTS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[skybytes]

i think more transformers should be genderqueer/non cis and have neo pronouns

[mistermalaprop]

Instead of answering these asks, I will do something more productive.

This? These asks? This is a reason why we need Pride Month. These people who degrade, bully, harass, mock, and insult and threaten death are why we need to stand together. The LGBTQIA+ community needs to stand together. We can’t be fueling these internal conflicts, we can’t continue to compare queerness and we can’t afford to push away the few we have.

Every year, queer people around the world die. Queer people of all backgrounds, all ages, all races, are murdered, kidnapped, raped, and have their existence wiped. Every year, we lose queer people to suicide. Every year. We are targeted and blamed for everything. This doesn’t even scratch the SURFACE of what transgender people (especially trans women of COLOR) go through.

Queer people are forced into silence just to protect themselves from the world around them. Queer people are constantly having their identities debated and ignored, people are shunned and isolated and silenced. We are suffering a mental health CRISIS.

Real fucking people. Real human fucking beings. Real humans suffer at the hands of ignorance, bigotry, and hatred.

It is Pride Month. Hateful people are targeting the LGBTQIA+ community, hoping to silence us. To break us. To bully us into submission. But you must not relent.

You are not alone. You are loved so much more than you’ll ever know. You matter, you deserve to live and to be who you fucking are. You are a real human being deserving of respect and love.

I love you. Do not give up.

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

[mistermalaprop]

Since you’re collecting the women transformers like pokemon for war for caminus, may i humbly request your thoughts/design for idw 2019 Leviathan? She’s genuinely the coolest ever to me

this ask has been haunting me for the past month. i keep coming back to it because i so badly wanna answer it but i can't ever get my words right... until now!!!! hello, it's been a while!!! i'm so sorry about that!!!!

i don't have a concrete design. honestly, i don't know much about our big lass here other than what's on the wiki page. she does look and seem EXTREMELY cool tho. based off the page and how she looks, i've come to the idea that if she would show in the WFCa continuity.. she'd be apart of Terratronus, the lost titan of Earth/Gaea. Leviathan would scrape the Earth for materials to convert into transformer frames. She'd use Terratronus' spark to give life to her creations, leading to characters like... uhh Twitch and Hashtag from ES to be born. Instead of the Emberstone, it's just her and Terra's spark.

Leviathan wouldn't know a life on Cybertron (including any of it's territories) or with the Primes. She was a component of Terratronus that would only be ejected in emergency situations, built to take care of the titan... but something went wrong in her programming. Now, she thinks she's supposed to be creating more transformers instead of awakening Terratronus. It's not her fault, her coding corrupted due to age.

[sandmandaddy69]

[smokey-prime9000]

@mistermalaprop backrooms type beat

[mistermalaprop]

the amount of NEED that i feel rn for this couch is absolutely insane

[mistermalaprop]

Its Chromlita month I mean Pride Month

If it werent so late there would be art accompanying this so just ✨️imagine✨️

dw i gotchu we got lesbians now

[mistermalaprop]

Last night I was searching for AAA batteries. I opened a drawer in the hall and found a loose DVD copy of the live action Smurf’s 2 movie. when the fuck did we get taht

[mistermalaprop]

gay robots. fork found in kitchen.

@sky-byte2007 yuri

[sky-byte2007]

YAYYYY

Thank u I came out to my fam today so yayayaya

[mistermalaprop]

Omg that’s wonderful! I’m so proud!

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[mistermalaprop]

gay robots. fork found in kitchen.

@sky-byte2007 yuri