@itsalwayssunnyinstcanard
Bushroot was trying his best to keep his mind sober, but the girl was looking even brighter, warmer and even more captivating than before.
“Y-you’re like a Medusa, but instead of turning me into stone you’re... You’re... Making me feel all weird and funny!” Reginald cover his eyes with a bit more of assertiveness “I’m not looking at you anymore! Stop!”
The confused botanist staggers away from her, sitting on the floor, trying his best to avoid her flaming self.
“Y-you women are all so cruel, so cruel!” The plant duck complains. “You come wanting to fascinate us with all this grace and beauty... only to leave us behind, only to use and betray our hearts! It must be so easy to be an attractive, literally fiery woman!”
Still keeping his eyes shut, sun-drunk Reginald grumbles even more “Too bad for you that I don’t exactly have a heart anymore; I just have a central phloem pump! Take that, you! Take that, Rhoda, you ungrateful bitch!”
The scientist could feel his auxin and gibberellin levels going crazy and every chloroplast in his sap getting intoxicated by the pure, bright, delicious light.
“S-sunburned... as in sun... as in The Sun? Are you reflecting sun rays? Are you made of sunlight!?” It was being very difficult for him to think straight but that would be a plausible explanation for what he was feeling. Bushroot tries to get up, staring at her, wonderstruck by the realization.
“Your rays are so... Perfect. I feel like being under a summer, midday piercing sun; strong, powerful, flawless!” He laughs and extends an arm to grab her hand, awkwardly trying to be thankful. “I’m sorry! Please, don’t go! You can help me, you can help me a lot, please!”
“Sunshine, stay with me! D-don’t leave me! I need you! My plants need you! You're the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life!”
‘But... Was he in love?’, he thought, frightened. No, not really; he was craving her in a primal, almost savage way. He was hungry; the little time of sun that the guards allowed him to take were on purpose, to weaken him.
But now the plant-duck had found the perfect energy source; Stella! And he was happily feasting and getting high on her light, like a moth attracted to fire.