ugly ass noodle head

matty ; i'm still not dating taylor swift and i'm disappointed. juxta.pose

[drunkdadaesthetic-blog]

hi my name is matty. give me a bottle of decent red wine and I’ll do anything you want me to. for any business needs, contact me @ juxta.pose, thank you.

[drunkdadaesthetic-blog]

hello all

[psycotix-deactivated20180330]

Oh baby, after two weeks and seven bottles of vodka, your name is still the only thing on my mind and your voice still haunts my dreams, and I’m trying so hard to forget your touch, but you were my everything when I had nothing, and there’s no easy way to forget that.

This is still about you darling. (via whosurdragondaddy)

[callistho]

I swear to God the camera director deserves a fucking Emmy

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[healydanes-deactivated20200927]

when Matty Healy was a kid his mom dressed him as a hippo instead of a hippie for a party because she read the invitation wrong this explains everything

[thatfunnyblog]

[animals-riding-animals]

aggressive cat riding horse

[puppygifs]

[x] Golden Retriever Puppy in a ball pit!

[budvveiser-deactivated20160621]

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

[getemoji]

[rubyredwisp]

[drunkdadaesthetic-blog]

Another year, or perhaps two, and he may be large enough to ride. 

[drunkdadaesthetic-blog]

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*

Me: *finds tortilla chips*

Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.

[animals-riding-animals]

polar bear riding polar bear

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[vanityrex]

[auntie-skoden-deactivated202402]

[a-jeffersonstarship]

3 stages of pup. loving, sleepy and HYPER AS DICKS