Life's a bitch, now so am I

Jono | Ireland | 22 | He/Him IG: annoying.jpeg | Twitter: drunkstereotype

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Olly Alexander as an evil mermaid

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Himbo Thor ⚡️

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Vander Von Odd

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The Countess

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Late nights

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[drunkstereotype]

He’s making a fist 👊🏼 He’s lubing it twice 💦 Gonna find out who’s bottom tonight 😱 Daddy Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼

[plystation]

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I made this four years ago and logged in to say I’m sorry

[dangerouspoetry]

person: h-

sasha velour:

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BECAUSE NO ONE LISTENED TO HER SHE GOTTA SING IT

[dangerouspoetry]

all rise for the national anthem

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anyone: h- eureka:

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Why do these two pictures mean the same thing this is literally trumps administration

[dangerouspoetry]

someone: *clears throat* me, an intellectual: *douches thrussy*

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summer can’t come quick enough☀️✈️🍸

[angelicguy]

a pristine, crisp white shirt and a world of sauce perfectly balanced between each other. just a slight of the hand could be the difference between life and death. icarus approaching the sun

[drunkstereotype]

is that lorde

[hiltonworld-deactivated20180610]

Paris Hilton admits a scientific mistake and offers a brilliant solution to save mankind

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why does this remind me on the sims

[artoo]

ew

[saiasus]

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me if offenced, Or wear an ear condom next time

I wanna love you, But something’s pulling me away from you Jesus is my virtue, Judas is the demon I cling to I cling to ….

[votee-for-pedro]

[milkeu]

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so good… so pure….