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Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

zitongzi

Free the nipple has to include trans women or else its worthless

#thinking about how artfight classifies nipple poking through opaque cloth as fucking nudity #this is double not nudity artfight #if the shirt wasn't there it would still not be nudity!!!! aufhggh hell world

persbaderse

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

persbaderse

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

gaywitchybitch

For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

sharkcloset

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

anton--rayne

Admittedly, I enjoy the new usage of the word larp. White (US)American Vernacular English getting misused is only fair after everything done to aave

fanciercroissantgothparty

Been wanting moore

boringkate

I like beer and I like bellies and I like girls and so basically the math says that girls with beer bellies are good³. Congrats on looking pregnant, babes!

lucyandherlunacy

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

enba-and-luka

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

doyoulovethewayzeylily

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

tamamoland-of-destinys-demise

just got my new onahole

#funny post but this is also just a really good demonstration of why kids NEED sex ed at a much younger age than we give them #so they don't fucking hurt themselves like this lmao

ozempicofficial

damazcuz

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

damazcuz

Even puppy can learn music.

damazcuz

Literally it's puppy music school.

t4t-amour-yuri

she's so transgender they're trying to say it's mistranslated from the japanese version

sexualencountersatwalmart

Stephen King released a novel last year with just a straight up uncomplicated uncritical rendition of the plural tranny psycho killer antagonist and in the afterword was like "i wanted to do something like Psycho :)"

these things have not been reckoned with

anexperimentallife

rumplefuckingstiltzkin

That is the teachable moment, actually. This is the true lesson.

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