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the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

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summer is just like this

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none of my other friends have ever had problems with this but i've found it nearly impossible my whole life to join public multiplayer on online games without someone yelling racist slurs or hitting the sieg heil with swastikas

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i just want to play hide and seek dude, kill yourself

none of my other friends have ever had problems with this but i've found it nearly impossible my whole life to join public multiplayer on online games without someone yelling racist slurs or hitting the sieg heil with swastikas

cryptid-catnip

a tragedy in 3 acts

likepeaches

wait wtf is cream soda

nvtxl

cause when we're creaming and popping...

likepeaches

we’re cropping?

nvtxl

we're peaming

amvs

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

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i hate how my body responds to intense hunger like "hey you know how you're hungry rn? we're gonna do that thing we do when you're about to throw up 🖕"

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for me it's like, stomach pain and intense salivating, always gives me the imminent sense of 'oh fuck i'm gonna throw up'

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and then i never do because there's nothing in my stomach

pocket-deer-belly

it's important to eat something small and easy anyways because it makes this shit instantly go away

pocket-deer-belly

i hate how my body responds to intense hunger like "hey you know how you're hungry rn? we're gonna do that thing we do when you're about to throw up 🖕"

pocket-deer-belly

for me it's like, stomach pain and intense salivating, always gives me the imminent sense of 'oh fuck i'm gonna throw up'

pocket-deer-belly

and then i never do because there's nothing in my stomach

hollowboobtheory

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

hollowboobtheory

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

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I’m obsessed with this video

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source

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acekoral

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

iamoutofideas

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

detectivehole

bigsadbison

summer is so great because there are angels with fat asses out there who wear those shorts with a lil bit of cheek comin out. god I'm already getting lightheaded

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