-Too many fandoms to count-

I am a walking encyclopedia of random knowledge.

[drwho-manyfandoms]

I'm finally graduating from college with a BA in Psychology!

[drwho-manyfandoms]

I Love You #SPNFamily

[bucki-barnes-moved]

[parker-industries]

Tony: Who is that idiot hanging onto the spaceship?

Tony, realising it’s Peter:

Tony: *turning himself into a rocket* omg, that’s my idiot.

[verycorrectavengersquotes]

Bucky: Serum enhances everything, right?

Steve: Yup.

Bucky: So did it make you intelligent, or…

Bucky: Make you even more stupid?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

regarding the tide pod challenge, peter could definitely eat one and not feel a thing cause of his extreme healing factor, and shuri would definitely make up a way to eat a tide pod without hurting herself cause peter sent her a snap taunting her and she just wasnt having that

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony & tchalla: look at the two of them, having fun! what are you doing kids?

shuri & peter: eating laundry detergent :)

tony & tchalla, racing towards them: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL FUCKS

[lovethedanielhd]

I love this headcanon with my soul, is just too pure and cute. Oh my god. 

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[mistermustachio]

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

[incorrecttonyquotes]

Peter: Hey Mr Stark!

Tony: Arghhh how did you get in? There’s one door to this room and it’s locked!

Peter: The window, or as I like to call it, ‘The Peter Door’.

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[mamalazzer]

Edwin Jarvis meets AI Jarvis (time travel AU)

A remix of this AU, with Jarvis travelling through time with Peggy and Howard to meet Tony in the future (because I always wanted to see them interact in the MCU dammit)

All my Avengers AUs are here

[ironpapi]

Tony: So this.. parasite. He eats people?

Eddie: ,,Yup.

Tony, handing Eddie a list of people who have wronged Peter: You know what to do.

[2000ish]

[gamerspirit]

thank you bathtub barracuda 

[wyldhippie]

this show was on drugs.

[lordticklefish-deactivated20201]

Drugs that taught life lessons.

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter, jumping from roof to light pole: arachnobatics

Peter, somersaulting off the light pole: spidersaulting

Peter, landing on his face: Peter parkou-

Tony: I am begging you please stop

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter, waking up in the soul world: Mr Winter are we in hell?

Bucky: nah kid I don’t thi-

Bucky: *sees Sam*

Bucky:

Bucky: yeah we’re in hell

[marvel-lous-things]

Steve: hey so uh this alien army’s threatening to blow the earth up in the next 60 seconds can you get here or

Tony, a (re)tired suburban dad, pushing himself along on the star wars themed scooter Peter gifted him on his 54th birthday: I swear I’m coming as fast as I can

[shesellsseagulls]

I am crying cause of @spider-boiiis text post here.  Tony totally would and Peter would totally love it.