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âYou were there like⊠Up there, with the fluffy wings and the halos and fat babies playing the harp? Did you sing? I bet you sang, didnât you?â It sounded awful, and this was coming from soneone whoâs idea of fun was either drinking until he blacked out, or sleeping in his tree for a week or two. âIâll have to take your word for it. Sounds awful, though.â Itâs sounded awfully restricting, really. Boyd could get behind the cloud naps, the little loincloth things, but everything else always seemed so strict.Â
âArenât you lot supposed to be celibate or something? Maybe Iâm a bit behind on my sunday school lessons, but I donât think Iâve ever hard of an angel pounding one out beforeâŠâÂ
âYes, up there. Indeed, there is singing, although certain liberties were taken by the artists who depicted the place as overrun with harp-wielding cherubs. Some things are always lost in translation.â Boydâs questions led Lucas into quiet reflection; had he once sung along to the litanies led by his brethren? Of the few memories he held onto about his time in heaven, that part never struck him as particularly memorable.
âWhat lot is that? Priests? I believe those who devote themselves to celibacy are drawn to such a calling in their service to the Lord â quite the busybody, isnât he? Iâm under no illusions that I will ever return to those pearly gates, so thereâs hardly any need to deny myself earthly pleasures.â














