calypso's girlfriend

pfp from gigi's animatic for love in paradise. Huntress_Moon on ao3.

[calypso-apologist]

welcome to the best part of your life ♡

or rather, my little hyperfixation hole. i've wanted to make a blog since wisdom saga, but there was always something in the way. but now that the ithaca saga is out (still fangirling about it ngl), i decided to finally do it!!

for those of you who don't know me, hi! i'm mary (22, any pronouns) and i like to write fanfics. more specifically, character x reader fanfics. i am also a huge mythology nerd, so epic obviously pulled me in. and what does that mean? i need to write.

and here's a small list of who i will write for:

gods:

Zeus

Poseidon

Hermes (with inclusions of the silly little Hermes tiktoks)

Apollo

Hephaestus

Ares

Aeolus (remembering that the musical still calls Aeolus a he!!)

goddesses/nymphs:

Athena (platonic only)

Aphrodite

Hera (platonic only)

Circe

Calypso

Scylla

mortals:

Odysseus

Polites

Telemachus

Antinous

Penelope

if you're convincing enough, you can probably get me to add other characters in, too. i will most likely be including some personal headcanons inspired by the myths. modern au is cool with me, too.

i can write both sfw and nsfw stuff. i'm especially fond of yandere content.

ps: i don't have a masterlist. i don't plan to make one. it's a genuine struggle for me.

[bluecookiesbutterbeer]

Epic the Musical fans PLEEEAAAASE hmu 😩

I LOVE the fandom so much and it makes me sad I can't find many fans here 🥺

If u haven't watched it yet, it only takes like 2h 40min maximum. Just that to get into a whole new fandom y'all have NOTHING to lose and EVERYTHING to gain trust me ✊

I'll be waaaaiiiiting, waaaaaiiiiiitttiiinng, fOoOoOrRRrr, YoOooUUuUu 😭

The first 2 art gifs are drawn by Gigi, and her fully animated Epic the Musical version is the BEST ever !!! You can either watch the Musical all at once, for which Gigi's work will be great. Or, you can also find the individual songs, and choose the best animated one for each ! Both are GREAT options ❤.

So I'm telling you, literally just rip into me. RANT with me. EXPLODE my ask box. PLEEEEAAAAAAASE !!!

[calypso-apologist]

Question:

Would Calypso practice kissing with a pillow?

(Canon and a modern AU)

(I’m imagining someone (her partner or someone else) walking in and being like AYO)

i can see it, yeah. modern Calypso would probably ride it, too.

[calypso-apologist]

How are you<3

well i just got paid so pretty okay

[calypso-apologist]

Are requests open lol<3

if you scrolled down a little, you'd know that they are, but i probably won't do much with them anytime soon.

[calypso-apologist]

And yes it’s for kinktober

yeah lol i guessed.

[calypso-apologist]

Just to be clear the bondage is for Hermes

of course.

[calypso-apologist]

WELCOME BACK!

I’m still in the rare pair trenches :’)

I have something in mind but I can’t quite write it (I can draw it tho) :

It’s a play on Appetite but it’s

1. like that one scene in Road to El Dorado or the bedroom scene in Rocky Horror Picture Show

2. Hermes is the one seducing her so Odysseus can escape.

Feel free to go crazy (bonus kink: bondage)

all i got out of this ask is that i need to rewatch rhps again tbh

[calypso-apologist]

yippieeee

oh-should i have an anon emoji? that way you can tell if it’s me? if so-i’d love to be 🍔anon because my fat ahhh lovesss burgers,

(p.s. what do you think abt the reqs?)

-🍔

you can, yeah, i don't mind, but it would probably be better if we move to huntress-moon (my main) so we don't spam here. not to chase you away, i just wanna keep this blog somewhat organized lmao

i like burgers, too. especially cheeseburgers.

i think the request is pretty cute! but, since my epic hyperfixation is kinda gone right now, i'm just sitting on it in the askbox lol

[calypso-apologist]

anon i got your ask, i'm keeping it in the inbox, but i got it

edit: the ask, for context, so anon knows it's about them

[calypso-apologist]

hihi it’s me again, you inbox is just very spam-able anyway-what do you think about panic at the disco? my favorite song by them is ‘don’t threaten me with a good time’

lmao if you wanna spam me, you can do that on my main lol

i don't mind patd, used to listen to a few songs (mostly emperor's new clothes, don't threaten me with a good time or miss jackson). they're one of those bands that i won't intentionally look for, but i won't go out of my way to skip them, either.

also, yes, i am aware that the "band" is just brandon urie, but ghost is just tobias forge (the ghouls are comissioned musicians, not members of the band) and everyone still says band so eh.

[calypso-apologist]

hii it’s me again, are you taking reqs at the moment?

ik i sound so ai generated i just have a hard time with tones 🥀

lmao no worries

i accept asks with potential requests, but make no promises to actually write anything right now. they're mostly there in case i get back into a hyperfixation or end up using some of the ideas for ao3.

you are free to leave ideas in the ask box, but you need to keep in mind that it might take ages to be written, if at all.

i do collect kinktober ideas, though, it's like... i dunno, up to five posts down? i wanna do one epic thing if possible and with my schedule being messy, i collect ideas ahead. i'm not quite sure what i wanna do for kinktober yet, but still.

[calypso-apologist]

hiiii do you have a masterlist? or maybe a tag that you put on all of your writings that i can search by?

hiiii!!

nope, no masterlist. i'm too disorganized lol

but all my writing posts follow the same tagging patterns, "epic the musical x reader", "epic x reader", etc. and it should all be there.

[calypso-apologist]

not a writing post, don't get too excited if you got a notification.

well, maybe get a little excited because of what i'm gonna ask about.

basically, my schedule is a mess. and since i wanna be 100% sure i'm gonna get shit ready for kinktober in time, i've decided to write things ahead. one thing per week.

and for one of those, i wanna do something epic themed.

soooooo... this is the post where you can comment what characters and/or kinks you might wanna see. or you can send them in an ask and i'll add a screenshot here. just mention it's for kinktober, please.

[calypso-apologist]

hey so uh. chances are, i'm probably not gonna write anything on this blog anytime soon. as much as i still love epic, it's definitely nowhere near as intense as it was before.

i am still open to talking about it and such, of course, but the chances of posting any writing are pretty low. i'm not deleting any asks, since maybe there will be some magical moment of inspiration, but don't get your hopes up.

i'm keeping the blog up, since i see people interacting with a lot of the posts here, but i probably won't post too much writing. i mostly try to write on ao3 now, getting back into writing and all since i've been dealing with a massive writer's block for a while now.

cheers, y'all.

[calypso-apologist]

absolutely unrelated but i finally managed to get my hands on the game got me into Greek mythology in the first place and i am losing my mind.

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.