Dtasc Is Like An Avacado Smoothie

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anyone else still thinking about that irish romeo and juliet musical scene

[eternalgirlscout]

only ACCURATE stagings of shakespeare from now on. no more “modern settings” or “movies” or “set pieces” or “women.” we do it as the Bard intended: 

empty stage

all costumes fished out of a dumpster

live (angry) bears 20 feet away

every single member of both the cast and audience just drunk as hell

groundlings in mortal peril every time explosives or effects are used

plague

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this is just dtasc though

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me, up to and at dtasc: ugh i hate dtasc i’m never doing it ever again

me, literally two days after dtasc: yeah i’ve already assembled a team of co-directors for the next shakespeare fest and we’re gonna start on the cut tomorrow

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the worst part about 1st place not being able to perform is that i couldn’t even make fun of them

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god the fire alarm going off is the fattest mood

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can dtasc scenes win tonys

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wearing a burgundy shirt is the equivalent of giving the dtasc judges a handjob

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noah fence but who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to allow lyrics from any source for the shakespeare musical category

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DTASC REALLY STANDS FOR

Don't Try Acting, Slam Chairs!

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Break a leg at DTASC tomorrow, C Division!!!

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i'm really curious as to how many schools submit scenes that are teacher directed vs student directed, and which schools are performing arts schools vs not performing arts schools

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Peepee peninsula

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i can’t believe oak hills won jv modern adaptation with the exact same cut/blocking that they used when they won jv large group comedy last semester...it’s almost like that’s...against the rules or something...

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Me when our dtasc scene doesn't get first: ugh dtasc is so bogus anyway its so bogus and bureaucratic and the institution is corrupt... we shouldve gotten higher this is literally worse than lord of the flies Me when our dtasc scene does: AAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHHGHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH *jump* *jump* AAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dtasc but every time i get confused it gets slower

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the winning varsity richard the third but during the fight scene richard takes out a gun

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the winning varsity richard the third but every time they bang a chair it gets faster