Divide That By Nine Please!!!

A run of bits and pieces that I find weird and wonderful, amusing and enlightening, fun and entertaining... Enjoy!

[siniakova]

shoutout to miss universe norway 2025 whose national costume was a whole ass salmon. legend behavior no notes.

[waneella]

Windy Path

artbook / patreon / youtube / twitter / instagram / inprnt

[mattpearson]

SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF + CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fyeahscottpilgrim]

[memewhore]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.

As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.

[crystalepicness]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[bogleech]

first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady who’s just like “mm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommy” and now I’m reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

High School Musical, but it sounds realistic. via

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

I swear if you don’t unmute this I’m going to be really upset

[memewhore]

[trust-me-i-just-get-weirder]

[tibbyschlegel-deactivated202102]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[davidlowery]