▌ beauty behind the madness

austin james mercier ( *&

[ravenvilly-blog]

“I’ll admit you’re a bit handsome. Not too sure about smart though”

[dtfaustin]

“To each his own, I guess. You don’t even know me though, how are you so sure I’m completely dimwitted?” 

[valburns-deactivated20160404]

“We literally just got here and you’re already sexualizing the Italian girls?”

[dtfaustin]

“There’s no time to waste, buddy.”

[adrixnnxs]

“No no, Austin, I was complimenting you because you have a face como un burro. I’m far from a fuckin’ buzzkill, you already know that. You’re more of the buzzkill kinda type, y’know? Is that you’re really shitty way of calling me salty?”

[dtfaustin]

“Are you already high, Noemi? Why would I take you saying I look like a bull as a compliment? Ah, you’re right. You’re probably the total opposite of a buzzkill which could also be bad. Yes, yes it was. Hey, you have to admit it was kinda clever?”

[adrixnnxs]

“So why am I the only one that gets man handled and every other lady is like you’re clear good to go have a nice flight mam ?? “

[dtfaustin]

“Well, I guess the only answer for that one is, have you looked in the mirror lately? Honestly, I’m kind of jealous you’ve already gotten some action so far on our trip.”

[aprcl-deactivated20160217]

“Or, it’s going to be a time for you to use innocent girls for your pleasure. I’ll make sure to warn every single one of them to stay away from the dick with the snapback.”

[dtfaustin]

“Great. While you do that, I’ll be sure to warn any decent guys here in Rome to steer clear of the twelve year old girl with the cat ears and half ponytail unless they want to regret it for the rest of their lives.”

[estevcn-blog]

“The lewd one, where you’re implying the entire female population of Italy is some sort of carbon-copy Barbie-esque monolith who exist only for your pleasure. It’s boorish.”

[dtfaustin]

“Yikes. Dude, from the sounds of it you need to loosen up and maybe even join me in my quest, I think it’d benefit you.”

[dtfaustin]

LITERALLY WHAT MY REPLIES LOOK LIKE RN BC AUSTIN IS GETTING DRAGGED BY EVERYONE

but i love it omg??? anyway i have hw and have to cook dinner so i shall be back later or tomorrow! u guys are all really cool so far im in luv but yes bbl!

[ravenvilly-blog]

“Gross. Why are you the way that you are?”

[dtfaustin]

“What? Devilishly handsome and smart? I don’t know, God just works is mysterious ways.”

[adrixnnxs]

“Hey ! Fun fact for ya ! Italian girls like classy guys, not American boys that are feo que el culo de un mono.”

[dtfaustin]

“Please. I can be classy. I can be whatever they want me to be. You, however, can stop being a buzzkill at anytime. And I needed some salt for my fries, you wanna assist me with that?”

[estevcn-blog]

“You know, I hardly think Italian women would appreciate you talking about them in that tone. It’s hardly respectful.”

[dtfaustin]

“What tone are you referring to exactly, pal? I’m honoring them, if anything, they’re goddesses with banging bodies.”

[minipng]

“Educational experience? For what part of your body?”

[dtfaustin]

“For my mind, body and soul actually. I really needed a break from you American chicks. You guys are crazy.”

[ravenvilly-blog]

“Oh wow. I’m pretty sure most Italian girls go out for guys who actually look good.”

[dtfaustin]

“Agreed. Which is why they’ll love me. Don’t worry though, I could still try to find some time for you.”

[adrixnnxs]

“ what’s with airport security & frisking ?? I SWEAR they just hire perverts. I mean, I didn’t beep when I walked through the machine, so why’s this fourty year old grabbing on me like he ain’t had any in years like, ‘ just for precaution ‘ ?? like, slow down steve, I’m pretty sure that’s my boob in my shirt there, not an AK-47. “

[dtfaustin]

“He’s just doing his job, dude. What if one day he didn't check and the person actually did have a gun in their bra or something? I’m sure you’ll live with having your boobs fondled for like ten seconds.”

[dtfaustin]

“Oh yes, Rome. Italian girls. My absolute favorite, I have a feeling this is going to be a great and uh, educational --- experience.”

[dtfaustin]

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[dtfaustin]

*strolls onto the dash mAD LAte*

ayy hello friends i’m sahara, i live in pst and i’m a hot mess as heck but  (◕‿◕✿) im hype bc this rp seems lit af and u all are v cute!!! (no, i haven’t been stalking pshhh) this is my first time back on rp so like bear with me pls if i look like a noob and things have changed. ANYWHO austin is a lil pup who tries to act like a wolf or somethin but he aint foolin anyone!! lmao here’s some info abt the punk:

HE IS THE ULTIMATE FUCKBOY I AM SO SORr ry

lmao but like fr he used to be pretty like nerdy and unattractive and girls would always make fun of him but then one summer he just like sprouted up and was like a whole new person & he’s hot af so he likes to take advantage of it waaay to much? sigh

very promiscuous and he will break ur heart and then blame it on you :/ his dad wasnt in his life so he never really learned how to treat women yknow!

he was poor growing up but is from beverly hills? bc his mom was a live in maid/nanny for a rich ass fam

he’s like super smart so when he was 18 he moved out and created a mobile app that helps u navigate and avoid traffic bc i mean he is from california??? and he made major bank from it but he’s always wanted to be in the music industry

he tries to be funny but he’s so lame aw

like i said he tries to act like a big bad wolf or s/t but he’s fr a little puppy deep down and only the ppl like really rly close to him know it

that’s like the bare minimum for austin but if ya wanna know more just lmk!!! i’m down for any plots really and i do have a connections page here if any of those peak your interest :-) just like this trash i call a post and i’ll dive into ya messages !

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