liquorlip loaded gun

you know i'm thinkin' bout that time i spent between your thighs.

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text || logan

logan: tbh i was getting excited

logan: but now my boner is virtually inside my body

logan: because i heard that in the exorcist voice

jude: oh, so you had a boner huh? ;-)

[ughmatteo]

Why would I sing to you? Maybe for your birthday.

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Seriously, man?  Who wouldn’t want to get down on one knee and sing to me?

[thcohendriks]

Uh… Sure?

You’re a freak, Jude. It’s interesting but also very weird.

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I’m weirdly intriguing, then. Yeah?

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[valleyofdclls]

Just go away! I don’t need you here right now.

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Well, that’s shit. ‘M not goin’ anywhere.

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text || jude & ryan

Ry: very much so

Jude: i don't know if i believe that

Jude: how bad do you want me?

[daisyhyfrarchive2-deactivated20]

I told this girl today that her shirt was really cute and when I asked where it was from she said, “my closet.” I straight up told her, “you’re lucky you’re shirt’s cute, cause you’re a bitch.”

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I’m disappointed you didn’t rip this shirt off of her and send her my way. Could’ve taught her a lesson or two.

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Text @ Teddy

Teddy: So I'm kind of freaking out

Jude: can it wait?

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text || judd

judd: just the idea of me screwing someone got you excited?

judd: jeez you're worst than i thought

jude: people are surprising :-)

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text || max

maxine: wait u lost me

maxine: i'm the best in town right bc i'm the queen here jude don't try to steal the limelight

jude: yes

jude: sorry master? ;-)

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text || mia

mia: jude

mia: why are you texting me?

jude: am i not allowed to associate with school royalty?

[ughmatteo]

So, I woke up this morning and there was a guitar and it was signed to me so that;s pretty cool. I hope I can do right by whoever gave it to me and play it really well.

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So, when are ‘ya  serenading me? You better have me a fuckin’ rose.

[valleyofdclls]

Go away, Jude.

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Hey, it’s just a question. What’s goin’ on?

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text || judd

judd: what?

judd: I'M EATING CHIPS! you're too pornographic jude go away

jude: shame

jude: i was excited for a moment

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text || max

maxine: you're right, even the lowest part of me has to be perf

maxine: you know your shit jude

jude: best in town ;-)

jude: no surprise there

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text || jude & Ryan

Ry: Fuck u I'm horny

Jude: jude deprived? :-)

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text || logan

logan: god jude what do u want from me??

jude: ur soul