[wistfulwatcher]

1.01 There is No Line | 5.02 Number One Fan

[kushblazer666]

[artemis-melody]

Brown men say it's white men

White men say it's brown men

Left wing men say it's right wing men

Right wing men say it's left wing men

Muslim men say it's Christian men

Christian men say it's muslim men

Poor men say it's billionare men

Billionaire men say it's poor men

Gay men say it's straight men

Straight men say it's gay men

What's the common denominator? Are you noticing a pattern here?

[custer-mp3]

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

[custer-mp3]

Lock That Fucking Thang Up

[amilta]

[tchaikovskaya]

[hookedonyonics]

HACKS SPOILERS

I can't believe they emily prentiss-ed me 😭😭😭😭😭

[captain-price-returns]

[wifehaver103947]

[byjove]

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[kiefbowl]

I saw on insta this morning a reel of a woman who's been hosting a dinner party for friends for the past two years show snap shots of the parties each month for the last year. and I'm interested in that in general, I'd like to start hosting more. so I go into the comments and there are just some rank ass ppl saying things like "oh so you're rich rich" and "some of us don't have money." Is it fun living so miserably?

[creatureofthecornfield]

maybe im too broke but if you can afford to host a dinner party every month thats fucking rich, unless you're hosting a potluck, dinner parties are fucking expensive

[kiefbowl]

okay so what?

[kiefbowl]

I saw on insta this morning a reel of a woman who's been hosting a dinner party for friends for the past two years show snap shots of the parties each month for the last year. and I'm interested in that in general, I'd like to start hosting more. so I go into the comments and there are just some rank ass ppl saying things like "oh so you're rich rich" and "some of us don't have money." Is it fun living so miserably?

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[realitytvshow]