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It was one of those nights for Detroit Tigers starter Kyle Lobstein. He lasted just two and one third innings, as the Tigers dropped game two of their home series against the Minnesota Twins, 6-2. The Twins are back to being only one game behind the Tigers for second place in the AL Central. Lobstein […]
Hernan Perez found himself in an all too unfamiliar situation Sunday Night/Monday Morning, as the Detroit Tigers lost the home series finale to the Kansas City Royals 2-1, in ten innings. Perez was again put in a spot, for the second time in the Detroit Tigers previous thirty-three games (his 20th total at bat in […]
Police: Woman Slashes Face Of Boyfriend's Dead Girlfriend At Funeral Home... Wait, What?
FOX - TULSA, Okla. (AP) -Tulsa police have arrested a woman who they say slashed a woman's corpse at a funeral home. The 26-year-old Shaynna Sims remained jailed Monday and faces a misdemeanor complaint of illegal dissection. Police spokesman Shane Tuell says Sims is dating the deceased woman's ex-boyfriend.
Officers responded Thursday evening to a report of vandalism after witnesses say Sims placed her hands inside the casket. The dead woman's face was cut from her hairline to the tip of her nose, her makeup was smeared and her hair was on the floor.
Cant figure out if this is the person who was dead or the person who was viewing. And I’m still trying to figure out if the person who was in the casket went after the person out of the casket? Or the person out of the casket went in the casket and the person woke up? Who attacked who?
And what a fucking psycho for touching a person in a casket. Literally just the most grotesque thought imaginable. But why the fuck would you try and cut a dead person? Shes already dead. Someone probably already did that which is why shes dead. Which now has me thinking... how shitty of a person was the dead ex girlfriend? Forget the necrophiliac new girlfriend, I demand answers on how lousy the ex was in order for someone to try and kill them twice.
I do love the boyfriends move here too. Everyone knows the best way to get over a tragedy is by moving forward. What a better way of showing it by bringing a new girlfriend to the ex girlfriends funeral? Like no need to call me ex-family members and see how I’m doing. I’m so over the death of your daughter that I already have a new chick. She may be a cutter but morale of the story is its about the boyfriends well being. Hopefully she’s out soon though or she’ll be replaced since this guy seems to be Don Johnson.
The Lions Not Going After La’El Collins Is Further Proof They Will Never Win Anything, Ever.
Deadspin - Former LSU guard and first-round talent La’el Collins went undrafted this weekend due to Baton Rouge police seeking to question him in relation to a double-murder investigation.Collins has not been named as a suspect, and he is scheduled to meet with police later this morning. Even if he comes out of that meeting free and clear, though, he doesn’t have a whole lot of options in front of him.
For the first time ever, Detroit Lions GM Martin Mayhew drafted his 2015 Rookie class this previous week with a totally new philosophy: Drafting for needs, instead of wants! Mind blown?
Although I am not quite sure who is going to stop the Lions opponents from running the ball, Mayhew addressed some glaring holes in the offense this weekend. One being his QB isnt that good while the other being we cant run the ball ourselves. Joique Bell has been a fun, fumbling machine of a community member who isnt really good at running back and for some reason Theo Riddick cannot sniff significant time.
So Mayhew traded down the Lions first round pick and ended up with Duke Guard Laken Tomlinson. No, he was not on this years National Champion Hoops team. Duke apparently has a football team as well and this guy plays left guard, which before Thursday the Lions had zero of. Also included in the deal with Denver was Matt Millen draftee Manny Ramirez to play in a backup role. Not a bad move at all as long as Tomlinson doesn’t retire next season due to concussion concerns.
With the addition of Tomlinson, Dom Raiola finally being replaced by last years third round selection Travis Swanson at center, plus stud find Larry Warford at right guard, has given this team a nice core of young offensive lineman to keep Stafford upright. Reily Reiff has been serviceable at left tackle for the most part. But one question remains: Who plays right tackle?
The answer should be easy. Unfortunately the Justice System, along with social media pressures, have drastically made the answer available in a little under a weaks time. His name is La’El Collins and as of right now he’s innocent until proven guilty. Reiterated multiple times by all news outlets, Collins is not being charged, nor is even in question for the death of a pregnant woman he used to have a relationship with. He is not even a suspect, has been fully cooperative with police, he plays probably the most difficult position in football, and again, has not been charged with anything.
Frank Clark got booted of Michigans team for assaulting a woman and was taken in the second round. Greg Hardy was convicted, altought ultimately overturned, for hitting a woman and he now calls Dallas home. And La’El Collins for simply knowing a woman has had his career completely derailed.
So why not give this guy a shot, Lions? You want high character people, I get that. But when you have as big of a hole in your offensive line and a first round player is sitting right in front of you with literally no track record of being a bad dude. Vontaze Burfict wasn’t drafted because he admitted to smoking pot and had one of the worst combines ever. Collins did none of this and the Lions arent willing to take a flyer.
Lets just say Collins is lying, and had something to do with this murder thing, YOU CUT HIM. Boom. Wash your hands clean, deal with a tiny bit of bad press (which wouldnt you think would be worth 1 week of nonsense if the guy turns out to be an All-Pro tackle?) and we are right back where we started. With nothing. Same Ole Lions and this team needs to make some phone calls and get this guy here immediately. Unfortunately it seems we have no interest and will just use the likes of Cornelius Lucas, LaAdrian Waddle and whoever else tried their hand at RT last year.
With The 23rd Overall Selection, Your Detroit Lions Select: Do People Care Anymore?
Hey there Lions fans! Its that special time of the year again! Our “Superbowl” so to speak. The day we’ve been reminded about for the past 364 days. The day everyone, including Lions and Browns fans, think some group of players will magically turn around our shit franchises to win a Superbowl/playoff game/any game. Its the NFL Draft! Wooooooo
When I was a kid, I would dance around my living room in anticipation for who the Lions would select to save our franchise. Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers, Kalimba Edwards, Terry Fair, you name it, I was positive they were turning around my team. Being a kid was awesome.
But as I became older and more miserable, I’ve come to realize there simply is just no hope for this organization. First pick, tenth pick, 99th pick, it doesnt matter. Martin Mayhews “best player available” strategy has been pathetic. Eric Ebron was a total uncessesary pick last year and most of his draft pick arent even with the team anymore.
Mayhew’s ability to develop and find talent late has been well documented. His second round picks, other than Darius Slay are hilarious. Mikel Leshoure, Ryan Broyles, Titus Young, Kyle Van Noy just to name the bad ones. His best 2nd round selection is Louis Delmas just to give you an idea of how bad our GM is at judging talent.
So as a Lions fan, I hope we take a DT or OT. If Shelton drops from Washington or the offensive lineman from Florida State. Maybe even the Ray guy who just got caught chiefing a couple days ago. Just to throw out a name I would like to see them take Malcom Brown from Texas. Miracle pick is my Spartan Dawg Trae Wayans.
Who will they take? Melvin Gordon if hes there. Something we have no business taking. If Brett Perrimans kid is there I may kill myself because we will probably take him too. Either way it wont be the right pick because it never is. Todd Gurley possibly being there I admit is intriguing, but just not what we need. So expect a WR or RB and a 4-12 season to follow.
Also, I think this will be the craziest draft in a long time. No idea what ANYONE is going to do so that will at least be fun.
Kronwall Suspended For Game Seven So Babcock Can Get To Toronto Quicker
Before I get into my take on this, I would like to mention a few things. First of all, I am not a big hockey fan. I watch the Wings on occasion. I know the sport well. I played it poorly for 12 years and still keep a fairly good track of what goes on in the NHL today. Basically what I’m saying is compared to literally ever single person in Detroit, I have a way more bias opinion on all things Red Wings.
With that being said, this is one of the worst calls I have ever seen in my entire life.
If this was the regular season, I totally get they are trying to make the game not fun anymore and penalizing ever big hit. That’s why I stopped watching but hey, it really is totally fine with me. Suspend him for 12 games. Who cares.
But to do it to a guy who has never been suspended, who CLEARLY doesnt leave his feet (obviously he had to regain balance and lifted his skate up briefly AFTER THE HIT. I did not think this was the NBA), for a loser goes home, must win game, is fucking insane. Oh and he’s our best defenseman.
Its obvious Babcock is out of town but for the NHL to stick their hand in the pot like this is ridiculous.
The 2015 Detroit Tigers have a little bit of a different look than the team that went to the 2012 World Series. Actually, if you include Hernan Perez’s 2 games in ’12, the Tigers astoundingly only have 6 players remaining from that championship team. Another one of those players, Justin Verlander, has yet to even […]
Red Wings Can Close Out Series At Home Tonight. Will They?
Despite the very mean signs and Game 4 collapse, the WIngs made Tampa Bay their little bitch Saturday Night, shutting them out 4-0. Mrazek notched his 2nd shutout of the playoffs (all other playoff goalies have totaled 3) and the Wings are back home tonight to close out the series.
Hockeytown is jumpin’ with excitement and calling tonight must win. I however, am sticking with my original prediction of Wings in 7. The only must win games are must win games, and home ice is meaningless. Stamkos only having TWO assists this series will end tonight, as Tampa Bay takes this back home for a game 7. Let me get the Lightning 5-3 over the Red Wings tonight.
Kevin Love Is Another Great Example Of Why The NBA Is A Joke
Before the season began, Kevin Love was one of my favorite players in the NBA. He had a great overall game and just kept getting stuck on shitty teams. Or so I thought his teams were shitty. Now I’ve come to realize Kevin Love is the shit that made his teams shitty.
Be a bigger pussy bitch K-Lo. First rule in sports: If you think someone did something intentional to you to injure you, you keep it to yourself and let one of your teammates go after the person who hit you or take out their best player. JR Smith and Cedric Maxwell sort of got the message, but I would of gone for Evan Turner’s right knee, personally
Coming out and actually saying he did it on purpose on camera is some real cry baby shit. If I was Kelly Olynyk I would of walked right in the locker room and backhanded K-Lo instead of being super passive-aggressive stonerish about it. Bush League is what your bitching is doing to the sport. Take the foul like a man or punch him with your good arm on spot like the old days.
I hope Love doesnt miss much time so he can find a way to blame LeBron when the Cavs lose to the Spurs in the finals again. Love will get ran out of Cleveland and go somewhere safe like Phoenix or Orlando and live in mediocrity forever. Guy will never win a ‘Ship on his own.
UPDATE: Cavs players are being told to not expect Love for a couple weeks. They dont play until Saturday so who knows, via sources, via Brian Windhorse
P.S. - Windhorse is uncomfortable to watch on TV. It’s not because hes fat its because he just doesnt fit into a suit well. He needs to go the Bob Huggins route and just wear a jumpsuit.
Wings Drop Stunner To Lightning In OT, Series Likely Over
MLive - Tyler Johnson scored just 2:25 into overtime to lift the Tampa Bay Lightning to a 3-2 victory at Joe Louis Arena.The series is tied 2-2 heading into Game 5 at Amalie Arena on Saturday.Johnson netted the winner by converting a pass from Victor Hedman during a three-on-one break.The Red Wings, behind a tight defense and Petr Mrazek's strong goaltending, appeared in good shape, leading 2-0 with less than six minutes to play in the third period.
We stole Game 1, they stole Game 4. Plain and simple. But HOW the Lightning managed to win last night will sit with me for a long long time.
53 minutes of pure domination. Petr Mrazek was an absolute wall. Ben Bishop had more goals on himself than his whole team combined the previous 5 periods. The Joe was absolutely ROCKING and we were in the drivers seat, about to go up 3-1.
Then what seemed like a casual scrum along the boards after series MVP Luke Glendening lit up Tyler Johnson, his teammates came to his aid and a larger than usual playoff fight broke out. Tampa Bay was clearly getting outplayed, outworked, out goaltended, you name it. Honestly, if Ben Bishop wasnt Shaq on skates and Mrazek wasnt in some ridiculous shut out streak, the goalies would of 100% gone at it. Bishop came out to center ice even.
But the outcome was Glendening’s thumb being injured forcing him into the locker room. To the average person, this wouldnt seem like much of a big deal. A fourth line center going down is manageable because, well, hes on your last line. Not only that, but before this series even half of HockeyTown had no idea who he was.
Unfortunately Glendening missing a single shift caused to be deadly. The man he had completely shut down, Tyler Johnson, scored almost instantly as Luke was in the training room. Not able to come back, Tampa Bay’s same offensive threat scored the game winning goal in OT.
Glendening says he’ll be back for game 5 at Tampa, but sadly its too little too late. The 8 minutes of ice time + Overtime missed by our FOURTH line center caused to be catastrophic and completely shifted the series. Tampa Bay was pathetic on the road but now head back home with home ice advantage, while the Red Wings try to stomach one of the most epic single game collapses in recent memory.
Breaking: Joe Nathan Done For Season With UCL Tear
Nobody likes to see an athletes career end. This is no different.
Although Joe Nathan has struggled in Detroit, watching it end was unfortunate. Nathan was pulled after only 10 pitches from his AAA Toledo start on Wednesday. As Nathan threw one last warm up pitch he left for good in obvious pain.
The injury sustained can only be repaired by Tommy John Surgery, which would be Nathans second time having the procedure. He had it done in 2010 and missed the entire season. At 41, we can only assume Nathan has thrown his final pitch in the majors.
Wednesday Night was every bit of Earth Day in Downtown Detroit. Freezing temperatures and snow flurries scattered Comerica Park, as Mother Nature threw a curveball for what felt like a game in October. Luckily for the Detroit Tigers it’s only late April, as they got lit up by the New York Yankees 13-4. It began […]
Breaking: Detroit City Council Approves Red Wings Arena
Freep - After a number of delayed votes, the Detroit City Council today unanimously approved a rezoning that's critical to the plans to build a new arena for the Detroit Red Wings.The Ilitches' Olympia Development of Michigan agreed with the city's request for stronger assurance that the developers will follow through on commitments to redevelop one of two historic hotels near the proposed 20,000-seat arena.
Wait. We were still waiting on a vote from the most selfish, pathetic flock of people ever grouped together, in order to get our new stadium built on time, that we’ve already started building? Now I know why they got that raise they needed so badly. Nobody makes any serious moves in this city without fluffing Detroit City Council first. And Illitch will renovate a hotel too? Another property for them to pocket money on, without doing a thing. Only in Detroit!
It’s A Sad Day For America: John Stamos Announces Full House Spin Off Called “Fuller House”
TV has officially run out of ideas. Netflix has agreed to do a spin-off of the cult classic sitcom Full House to be aired in 2016. The chances of this being good are extremely low, especially if it took so long to put together. You would think with such a following Full House has, that every network would be begging to air this home run, right?
Instead I am predicting at least 3 months of promotion on whether or not the Olson Twins show up for the first special. Interesting, considering there was only one Michelle Tanner in the show, but I’m sure they can work in a second identical human pretty easily.
Actually theres no way they show up. Why would the Olson Twins go on some stupid show for Netflix? Im 99% sure they are allergic to the sun and spending time with old Uncle Joey would not be my way of coming out of hiding.
Its sad we have come to a point in this world where Kimmy Gibbler gets her own show. It’s also sad that it sounds like they are going to make her a responsible parent with kids or something, which I just dont understand. If they want people to watch, they need to make her just like her old irresponsible self from the original. Fast forward to 2015 and shes constantly leaving her 4 kids with Bob Saget while going out to hit the meth pipe with Stephanie Tanner. Anything otherwise and people will get very upset if Kimmy Gibbler’s life has blown past their own by being a responsible married adult with a family.
Tiger Woods said back in 2013 that winning takes care of everything. Unfortunately for him, he’s right. The only Tiger’s that have been winning lately call Detroit home, and so far this season they’ve been doing plenty of it. This can’t keep on forever, can it? The Tigers offensive onslaught along with their dominant starting […]
Best song ever. Not even during playoff time, I mean in general. In 5th grade for graduation, we had to make our own lyrics to “We Didnt Start The Fire” with lyrics about our year as big 5th graders. My class got sports and I stole almost every rhyme in this song. People thought I was the next Tupac. In reality, I just threw a temper tantrum inside Little Ceasers because my mom wouldn’t buy me this 2 track CD for $5.99. But she caved, I won, and stole the lyrics for my own jam that melted the hearts of everyone at Highmeadow Common Campus that afternoon. Now that I think about it, “We Didn’t Start Highmeadow” is the best song of all time, with this a close second. Also now that I think about it, this is one of 5 total life events I remember before September 11th, 2001. Oh well.
Playoff Hockey Is Here: Wings vs Lightning Series Prediction
#Mrazek4Playoffs is upon us. Tonight the Red Wings begin their playoff journey for the 24th consecutive year in Florida, as they face the pesky Tampa Bay Lightning at Amalie Arena. Puck drops at 730.
Nobody is giving the Red Wings a chance and for good reason. They backdoor’ed their way into the playoffs with almost zero scoring and terrible goaltending. There is a realistic possibility that Babcock flipped a toonie to pick his Game 1 starter and our defenseman arent the brightest.
They are facing the leagues highest scoring team who is deep up front, as well as at the blue line. Steven Stamkos is one of the top scorers in the NHL and being paired with Ryan Callahan makes for a scary 1st line, while their second line of Tyler Johnson, Nikita Kucherov and Ondrej Palat racked up 200 total points of their own this season.
Not a single analyst (out of 15) took the Wings to beat the Lightning in the series. Even NHL.com’s Shawn Rourke took the Penguins over the Rangers, making the Red Wings the only team unanimously picked to lose.
Steve Yzerman feels differently.
Is it because he played his entire career here, or is he a bit nervous to face an experienced playoff squad?
"There are other teams I'd rather be playing," he said today, "but I figured at some point in my managerial career, if I can survive, we'd probably face one another."
I think he’s scared. I think he knows that the Red Wings could turn it on at any minute and pull a 2013 miracle where out of nowhere they were within 1 game of the Conference finals, only to blow 3 in a row to the Hawks and lose in 7. The point is, according to these analysts we shouldnt of escaped the first round vs the Ducks to get that far to begin with.
Abdelkader is out with a hand, and Brendan Smith is benched for being a dumbass. Insert Landon Ferarro, son of NHL’er Ray Ferarro, for Abs, and Alexey Marchenko on defense for Smith. Both will be making their playoff debuts against 6′7 Lightning goalie Ben Bishop, who has been very consistent, which I cant imagine being hard for such a large person covering such a small space. Easily beatable.
Overall, I think people are counting out the Red Wings way to easily here. I am by far the furthest thing away from a Red Wing’s “homer”, but can’t overlook coaching, experience, and the fact we cant lose to a team that resides in Florida.
YOU DONT PLAY ICE HOCKEY IN THE SUN
The link connected to the tweet is this list of why Tampa Bay is better than Detroit. If you want a good laugh I strongly suggest checking it out. Its not funny in a comical way, its more of an “I feel bad for them”/pathetic kind of funny. Their PR people need to take some notes from the LA Kings media team on comedy. These are two inserts I just couldnt let go unseen:
To say Detroit doesn’t produce cars and that paddling next to an alligator is a good thing, is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard of. How can you let people run social media accounts and not do a single thread of research? The Detroit River runs beside/below Detroit, not through it, as the caption says (the Rouge River runs through Detroit and I’d take any river on earth above that mess. This should of been the comparison here but the Rouge is as nameless as the Hillsbrough River sp?). Also, the Detroit River was responsible for over 75% of the alcohol brought to this country during prohibition, which was taken by Al Capone down to Port Orange, Florida, via automobile, while visiting his side piece. Port Orange is only 3 hours away from Tampa Bay, so that literally means without Detroit there wouldnt even be a Tampa Bay.
Also, this time with zero research, I believe that if Calgary would of beaten the Lightning for the 2006 Stanley cup, there would not of been a lockout. The lockout proved teams winning from down south are bad for business so most likely this series will be fixed in Detroit’s favor.
With all that being said, some researched, mostly being a blind guess, I’m taking your Detroit Red Wings in seven. I’m sticking with my guns and predicting Petr Mrazek is the second coming of Mike Vernon and Zetterberg shakes off the cobwebs to pull this one out. I am very alone in this but the Islanders shutting down the Capitals last night gives me hope. Taking this first one is most important. Go Wings.