I was having this discussion with my cousin after watching 4x04 (Because Becker looked ready to curl up and sleep) as to what the team would be like loopy as all hell on pain meds and in the end we only decided on Connor and Becker because they were so funny and we were just inventing different scenarios all night. So that’s where this came from.
- Connor will be asleep in about 3 minutes.
- He just about has time to walk to the sofa and put on his pyjamas and then he’s out like a light.
-Sleeps like the dead, even Rex couldn’t wake him.
-Becker on the other hand, turns into this hyperactive ball of fluff.
- They’ve got a rotor as to whose turn it is on what day.
- Matt normally just sits down with a cup of coffee in his flat and lets Becker jump around everywhere, most of the time singing or talking to himself.
The solider has provided him with a lot of blackmail material over the years.
- When its Jess’s turn, they go to Becker’s house, not hers.
She’s normally a bit more protective of him, and always has her eye on him.
- She normally lies on one couch and he lies on the other.
- He’ll bounce around the living room, talking faster than Connor does, shrieking with laughter at anything and everything.
- When he finally gets tired, he gets clingy.
- The assigned sleeping plan goes out the window and he normally will just wrap his arms around her like a boa constrictor and mumble nonsense into her hair until he falls asleep.
- Once he had an entirely one-sided conversation with her about how Danny and Sarah were probably going to get married next month, and how he wasn’t going to wear a suit, thank you very much. And how weddings always seemed to go badly for this team.
-Jess didn’t have the heart to tell him that Danny was missing, Sarah was dead and that she personally had never met either of them, so she just agreed.
- Every time she tried to get up because her phone buzzed, Becker tightened his grip, nuzzled his head into her shoulder and whined “Noooo Jeeessssss. It’’s sleeepyyy timeeee.”
- After he falls asleep, Jess extracts herself from him, and goes to answer all of her texts.
- They’re mostly from Matt, and he’s asking her if Becker;s started giggling at her wallpaper yet.
She tells him that he’s asleep and he responds “Oh, so you managed to get him to shut up then. What’s your secret, he’s up all night here.”
She refuses to tell him.
- She sleeps on the other sofa because when he wakes up, he’ll have no memory of the previous night, and it’s less awkward that way.
- One time she kissed him on the forehead while he was asleep and he rolled over and whispered “Love you too Jessy Jess Jess.”
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