metaldragons

multi fandom, text posts, general amalgamation of ~things~ that happen on this website (this is a side blog)

[librarycard]

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

[upandoutcomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jeremykaye]

[phlynn]

science has gone too far

[elmesza]

[hanzeedent-deactivated20160326]

walk into the club like whattup we’re looking for our children. they are underage, who even let them in.

[mecto--amorous]

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

[consistentlyaverage]

So basically lesbian wall.e?

[mecto--amorous]

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

[natalieh94-deactivated20220507]

I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom

[askayallqu-deactivated20140422]

Isn’t this that daft punk song

[dredsina]

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

[poppetwidge-deactivated20190908]

Whether you remember her as:

Mary

Maria

or even

Clarise

We all love this woman. 

[seeyalaterprofessor]

PREACH IT.

[doyoutakedope]

AMEN!

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

Let’s not phrase it as ‘remember her’ because I scrolled down in a panic thinking we had lost Julie Andrews.

[pradammit]

[jajaneenee]

[necessary]

he needs those parts for his space ship

[2headedgrrrl]

he’s going to otter space

[thefrogman]

[source]

[ciggers]

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[spacematriarchy]

New favorite cast prank story;

Jared left his credit card laying on a table in the greenroom and Misha used it to have a handmade glass dildo sent to his house

[menthol-drops]

Misha is such a passive-aggressive person, it’s beautiful

[metaldragons]

store: help wanted

me: *applies for job*

store: no not you

[ashhhhpashhhh]

you were either a winx 

or a w.i.t.c.h

[primordial-rust]

I was totally a spy

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

i was aLL THREE

[voxwave-deactivated20171216]

was this the old superwholock? 

[wizardshark]

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

[sh0you]

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus