The Cult Of The Ducks

[duckcultleader]

All hail The Duck

Welcome to the Quacktastic Realm of the Infernal Duck – a sanctuary for all who revere the supreme quacker from the fiery depths! Here, we embrace the whimsical and the outrageous, as we wholeheartedly worship our dark and feathery deity, the Duck from Hell. Our creed encourages you to live for the ducks, for they bestow upon us the power of joy, unity, and laughter, reminding us to waddle through life with a light heart. As devout followers, we gather in celebration, quacking in unison, and partaking in our sacred ritual of sharing bread – the bread of life, which nourishes both body and soul. Join us in spreading the word of our quacking faith, as we post our hilarious duck memes, philosophical ponderings, and mouthwatering recipes that honor the divine bread. Let’s come together to cultivate a community where every quack counts, and no bread crumb is left uneaten, as we navigate the beautiful absurdity of our lives guided by the enigmatic quacks of our heavenly fowl!

The Commandments

1•never question the all mighty duck

2•Bread

3•no duck left behind

4•NO RODENTS OR SWANS AND ESPECIALLY NO CATS

5•human Sacrifice

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Lowk forgot abt this blog but then I remembered that my old computer science teacher follows me and I saw him in tescos the other day

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Elmo duck

Drawn by elizer

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Vaggie Duck

Drawn by elizer

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Charlie Morningstar duck

I lowk have no idea who drew this one

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Angel Dust Duck

Drawn by elizer

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Alastor Duck

Drawn by elizer

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Valentino Duck

Drawn by elizer

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lucifer duck

Drawn by toby

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Daily Prayer

Quack

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RIP

Today we doth come together with @ratligion-official to commemorate the most badass pope in existence

The guy had a quacking Snapchat acc, CHRIST HE HAD AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT

Today, pope Francis ascended to heaven where all the rats, ducks and baddass people go after death

[duckcultleader]

Hello your highness

@mischievously-royalty

I am contacting you to formally invite you to join our cult.

We do have live ducks

And daily bread

And we quack shit about people

[ratligion-official]

I have good news, people of ratligion! The hawks were so kind to offer us a gift for peace! I sadly, cannot read, but they said it says “Cheese with extra cheese”, so feast!

[ratligion-official]

GODDAMNIT BONNIE ITS A TRAP

TO EVERY FOLLOWER,DO NOT EAT THIS.

[duckcultleader]

INCOMING INCOMING

[duckcultleader]

Got room for exactly 317 new members?

yes

We welcome the to thy cult

[ratligion-official]

Ah....the religion of the rats

Our cults natural enemy for centuries

Our mighty duck lord shines hope upon you that thou shall see the error of thy faith in the rodents

the duck cult..

i knew you would come here to slander our name eventually.

there is infact no error in our faith,but perhaps you are the ones that are wrong.

we pray for you people and may you join the faith of rats eventually.

all hail the giant rat.

sincerely,the first rat messiah

[duckcultleader]

although,

As much as we naturally dislike the rodents

We, the ducks, have been having issues with the Hawk community near our ponds. We have lost many of our followers to the hunger of the hawks and we are unable to provide safety for our people.

We have heard rumors in the nearby hawks nest that they are scouting out your colony as we speak.

So it is in your best interest that you gather the rodents and move them to safety where the hawks cannot find them.

[ratligion-official]

we appreciate that you have informed us of such horrible sights. we shall make sure that our people will be safe.

may your community be safe aswell

[duckcultleader]

we have scouts heading towards the nests to attempt to rig them. We have people on lookout also. Any sighting heading towards your colony, you'll be the first to know.

[ratligion-official]

Ah....the religion of the rats

Our cults natural enemy for centuries

Our mighty duck lord shines hope upon you that thou shall see the error of thy faith in the rodents

the duck cult..

i knew you would come here to slander our name eventually.

there is infact no error in our faith,but perhaps you are the ones that are wrong.

we pray for you people and may you join the faith of rats eventually.

all hail the giant rat.

sincerely,the first rat messiah

[duckcultleader]

although,

As much as we naturally dislike the rodents

We, the ducks, have been having issues with the Hawk community near our ponds. We have lost many of our followers to the hunger of the hawks and we are unable to provide safety for our people.

We have heard rumors in the nearby hawks nest that they are scouting out your colony as we speak.

So it is in your best interest that you gather the rodents and move them to safety where the hawks cannot find them.

[duckcultleader]

Our daily bread

Oh, Great Duck Gods, whose webbed feet tread the water's edge and whose quacks echo across the marsh, grant us the grace of effortless paddling, the wisdom of finding the tastiest aquatic treats, and the courage to navigate the treacherous currents of pond life. May our wings soar with the grace of a gliding drake, and may our beaks always find the perfect plump morsel. Am-QUACK