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timdrakesuperspy, 18

[duckducktim]

reblog blog for @timdrakesuperspy (my ao3)

[taraxinium]

mine and @disasterdrow's shared eridian oc Mica!!

Inspired by mineral mica:

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i should be allowed to kill alloromantic people. like. ugh.

"i view romance as Friendship But Better" THATS EXACTLY THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[lensee38]

Connor hawke and this random message on one of the green arrow issues bc I thought it was funny happy pride month

[feminist-space]

The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.

The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"

For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.

The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

Posts were made on July 1, 2024.

[feminist-space]

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

[rickybabyboy]

theyre calling me prince peanut butter on account of my looking at it

[merletka]

Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah

Part 1 here

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some robins on the way home

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce not having a sibling to grow up with probably was so weirded out by the dynamic his kids have going on with each other. Like he’s appalled when he hears them talking to each other sometimes, like Damian saying “Sometimes I look at you and my hand itches for a crowbar, Todd” over something as small as stealing his last chocolate bar from the fridge or being completely confused by Dick slapping files out of Tim’s hands when passing or Jason messing up Damian’s hair after he’s spent fifteen minutes on it before a gala or Dick and Tim fighting over the remote or some shit, He thinks he’s in some sort of alternate timeline when his kids who were literally strangling each other an hour ago are now in a pile on the couch watching a movie together. And it just confuses him to hell when his kids unionize against him though they literally just had a screaming match that morning.

[h-l-w]

[spiders-birds-and-wizards-oh-my]

bruce’s dad lore has got to be the most insane thing.

and like, he’d drop it at the most random times, because he genuinely doesn’t believe it’s all that interesting.

so here’s some good potentials.

dinner at wayne manor-

duke: so like, a cult is-

bruce, without pausing his eating or looking up: i was kidnapped by a cult when i was eighteen. they wanted to drain my blood.

everyone:

tim: what the fuck bruce

alfred, passing through: ah yes, i had almost forgotten. no one speak his name, or he will know master bruce survived.

the rest of the table:

in the batcave-

jason: being buried alive is a very traumatizing experience, i’ll have you know.

bruce: yeah, i got mud all in my mouth cause it was raining.

the kids:

bruce: oh, and i broke the casket when i finally got it open, so i had to get my dad a new one.

jason: what the fuck

on patrol-

steph: hey, bruce! if you were to go back in time, would you go to, like, fifties bop or midwestern cowboys

bruce: well, the midwestern cowboys were sort of fun, but there was this one guy shooting everyone with a gun from the future, and i had to fight robot pterodactyls. so i guess if i didn’t have to deal with that, the widwestern would be more fun.

the coms:

barbara: bruce what the fuck

the dinner table, again-

dick: i’m just saying, arkham isn’t the best mental institution to base your opinion on.

bruce: it was a lot worse in the eighties. the food was awful and the doctor only wanted to experiment on me.

the kids:

dick: what the fuck

alfred, passing through: master bruce, how many times do i need to apologize for that before you cease bringing it up?

bruce:

the batcave, again-

damian: from what i’ve researched, dent was fairly intelligent before he succumbed to his insanity, and-

bruce: actually, harvey cheated off of me whenever he could, which didn’t actually make any sense, because he was studying law and i was studying medicine, but most of those grades are mine, anyways. and some are probably harley’s and john’s, i’d bet.

everyone:

duke: what the fuck

on a stakeout-

jason: i’m just saying, old man. if you’d kill the joker i-

bruce: well, i did try.

jason:

bruce: stupid kryptonians getting in the way.

jason:

the coms:

jason: what the fuck.

on patrol, again-

cass: poison ivy and harley quinn were spotted downtown, two of us should-

bruce: oh! i forgot i scheduled dinner with them. you kids have patrol covered, right?

the coms:

damian: what the fuck

in the living room, watching an action movie-

bruce: this reminds me of the time i climbed mount everest.

the kids:

stephanie: what the fuck ?

in the hall, looking at the new family portrait-

bruce: you know, when i was a kid i tried to get alfred into the family portrait because he was dating my parents and we all wanted him to be a part of the painting, but he refused.

the kids:

alfred: master bruce, really?

bruce:

[robs-your-robins]

I love de-aged AUs especially around the Bats because they didn’t grow up around each other and never saw each other as very small children so when it happens, it's like getting slapped.

It happens to Dick and he reverts back to eight year old Dick, full of energy and feelings too big for his body. And of course, he’s fast as fuck and has no sense of morality giving quarter to the strangers in eccentric costumes trying to pick him up. He breaks Tim’s nose, bites Jason and pummels Damian to the ground, he’s untapped rage and he’s yelling for Bruce or Alfred. Bruce appears and little Dick scales him like a fucking tree, perched on his shoulder like a parrot and for a second, Bruce who had no idea what has happening, is like, oh, I remember this. Dick isn’t even sorry to have caused injury and havoc. He shrugs it off, “you fucked around and found out”

Everybody thinks child Jason will be difficult as fuck but no, he’s sweet as sugar. He gets de aged to maybe five or six. He laughs easily and genuinely, with none of older Jason’s snark. He wants Dick to play with him or wants to go where he’s going, he holds Bruce’s hand wherever they go because safe, he feels safe. And he starts crying when somebody starts yelling, burying his face into Bruce’s leg or hiding behind Damian because when his other dad yelled… Jason is only cheered up by a prospect of getting a story read to him or getting a very large hot meal and Alfred is like, nobody fucking touch me, because he forgot - he actually forgot how small and undernourished Jason was. When he’s aged up again, Alfred insititues a bi-nightly family dinner and Jason has to attend or Alfred is showing up to Crime Alley with a glock.

With Tim, he gets de aged to maybe nine or ten and unlike most kids, he’s not asking where his parents are or what’s going on. He’s practically swinging off of Jason, babbling about all the cool Robin moves he saw or begging Dick to show him how to do flips. He’s weirdly attached to Damian who in turn in devoted to him, I’m talking Tim sat on his hip 24/7 and fed a stream of animal crackers from Damian’s pocket.

As for Damian, he gets de aged until he’s maybe a year or two old. He’s throwing tantrums left right and centre, red in the face from screaming and crying for his mom or his nanny but Alfred seems to know what to do, he has that kid in a wrapper tied to Bruce’s chest or back. Because lets face it, Talia probably wasn’t allowed to baby her baby while he was that little. Bruce calls her to tell her what has happened and for a day and a night, Bruce and Talia get to have that life they were denied with their baby boy. Damian is salty as fuck when he gets aged back up, mainly because “i’m not a child” but partly because, he missed what it was like to see his parents like that.

But de aged Bruce? He’s six or seven, he’s confused because who are all these strange people im his house, where is is mom and dad? Alfred, where is Mommy and Daddy? And Alfred ages like ten years as he just scoops Master Bruce up, telling him that it is going to be alright, it's going to be just fine. Alfred can't move out of his chair for the entire time Bruce is de aged because Bruce Wayne was and is a Velcro child and Alfred is perfectly fine with that.

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Steph is peeking at Tim's cards btw

[corxoran]

Weewee

[papayafromtv]

how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

[robs-your-robins]

I want Bruce to sometimes forget he's Batman on missions and go full on Dad. Just imagine being a Gothamite and seeing grown ass Nightwing or bulked as a fucking tank Red Hood or katana wielding Robin getting yelled at by Batman for doing something reckless, the Bat laying into them with the usual dad script of 'I am so disappointed in you' or 'this is inexcusable behaviour' or 'I didn't raise you like this' or 'we are going to have a conversation about this when we get home' and if you think that a rogue is going to interrupt the rant, you are so fucking wrong. A clip goes viral in Gotham of Batman yelling at Red Robin for triggering an explosive batarang just a little too close to some civilians, nobody gets hurt but it is a close call. Two Face appears on scene, about to pull some shit when Batman is mid-rant. The Bat doesn't even look at him just sticking up a warning finger saying, 'Don't you fucking start, Dent' And Two Face just slinks off, looking guilty as fuck.