someone: shippers of [x fictional characters] should be hunted for sport
me, a member of a marginalized group that is, to this day, actually in real life hunted for sport: holy fucking shit
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someone: shippers of [x fictional characters] should be hunted for sport
me, a member of a marginalized group that is, to this day, actually in real life hunted for sport: holy fucking shit
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We Are Jokaste Stans First And Whore Queens Second
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
Damen : [turns around]
Laurent :
Me : Damen is a smart, intelligent warrior who is in every way a match for Laurent’s sass, attitide and skill in strategy and war
Also me : Damen you dumb bitch
for all you captive prince reading language lovers -
‘Kyra’ means ‘enthroned’ in Greek. ‘Enthroned’ means to make someone a king/queen or to value something very highly
In kings rising when nikandros is warning damen about laurent (and Damen’s preference for blonds), he mentions a girl from the village named kyra to which damen asks him “which girl from the village was kyra?” And nikandros tells him “they all were”
So it’s likely that their names weren’t all literally ‘kyra’ but that kyra is rather the 'name’ nikandros uses to describe the common citizens damen slept with over the years.
So why does nikandros call them all Kyra? Let’s go back to Kyra meaning 'enthroned’ and the definitions of 'enthroned’ above. First, we can assume that the women damen sleeps with are 'making him a king’ because akielons love their promiscuous, virile prince, and by sleeping with him, the women are furthering that view of him.
But I think the second definition of 'enthroned’ is probably more likely in the context of this conversation with nikandros - the name 'kyra’ is being used ironically to highlight the warning nikandros is giving damen. These women are NOT of high value to damen at all, so they are actually the opposite of 'Kyra’ or 'enthroned’ in that sense. nikandros is probably using the term 'kyra’ to chastise damen for his blindness to danger (laurent) because of the way laurent looks (blond - just like 'Kyra from the village’ aka all the women from the village). He is jabbing at Damen’s past views of sex/love/sexual value with the ironic use of 'kyra’ to warn damen about what he is doing with laurent. And he’s also reminding us of what he thinks about Damen’s affection for laurent - that it is purely physical as laurent is physically Damen’s archetypal lover
There’s a lot packed into that one choice word. Once again, c s pacat is a fucking literary god
Modern au Damen💐💐💐
@ all my sapphic siblings, if you’re sad just draw Vannes
jokaste, after escaping over the mountains to vask: I really miss my sweet ass gig at the palace in akielos jokaste, learning that in vask she won’t be expected to burn off her fcking pubic hair: actually you know what this place has its charms
if I could draw I’d do a picture set at a bar (modern au) where in the foreground are damen and laurent eyefucking intensely over their drinks and damen is just starting to reach out to cup laurent’s cheek and under the bar you see their knees are barely brushing and laurent is reaching for damen’s thigh but not touching it quite yet and you hold your breath because you can tell that’s what they’re doing, too, waiting and watching each other and anticipating and in the background pallas is doing body shots off lazar
none of the female Foxes went pro? fuck that, you know what, they all did. Dan worked her ass off to another captainship and now she forces the coach to consider as many female prospects as he does male. Allison purposefully got into a fight the game before a photoshoot and showed up to the studio with two black eyes and her arm in a sling because fuck them, they hired an athlete and that’s what they’re getting. Renee donates most of her money to various religious charities and a video of her facial shift from sweet ‘n’ happy to “you might want to reconsider what you said about my teammate” becomes a meme. At least one of them makes US Court They all become best friends with Thea and the four of them praise each other in interviews whenever the media tries to drum up drama between them, and go out for coffee dates where they roast their teammates and make fun of people trying to gal-pal away the newest pics of Renee and Allison kissing. fight me nora in the pit
I think there was such a missed opportunity in canon for one of them to go pro
Like Dan, her dream is to become a coach just like Waymack- she could have first gone pro and shown the world how girls are just as capable of girls in this sport and then knock down the wall of coachdom with a “I was a US Court athlete alongside my husband and Captiain of my pro team for years, you think you can coach this team better? Don’t kid yourself” AND she’d get an endorsement from Kevin and Thea and them backing her up. She wouldn’t accept their offer to help though, because she’d want to get it on her own, but she’d know they believed in her and that she could do it. And eventually those dingbats would believe in her too
She could have been, even more than she was, and Inspiration to underprivileged youth living in terrible living situations. She and Andrew could have even started some kind of fund or half way house of sorts with the help of Renee and Waymack
Allison was more than a filthy rich fashion icon who dabbled in sport. She literally disowned her family for it, she’s as crazy about exy as the rest of them. I can’t believe that she would just give it up like that. She’d prove the world you can look like an 11 right after a game and kick ass on court! They’d have those commercials where it’s all “i hear she smells like cinnamon. She hit me in the face with her racket once? I thanked her”
She’d be able to prove that you can work hard, be a mother, be active, AND dress fashionably. She’d make a whole line for working moms, and moms who want to get fit. Because she knows it’s hard to have 2 jobs, children and look great but “there’s no excuse not to take care of yourself and honey that dress looks hideous”
And Renee!! She’d be able host a whole “exy with the stars” thing at foster Homes where she talks to them about life as a pro athlete and helping children see that just because they aren’t with their biological parents doesn’t mean that they are unloved or unwanted. And she’d be able to provide exy supplies and even have Andrew make some appearances
She would even be able to freely discuss her religion in the nonjudgmental Renee way and come at anyone who judged literally anything about anyone else with a “well, forgive me for asking, but why does anything they do concern the likes of you?”
And you know Allision and Renee would just love to mess with the press like “oh? You didn’t know! I’m surprised, it’s not like we are hiding. Are we hiding dear?”
“This is news to me, dear! I guess we should have been more careful”
“Oh sigh, looks like”
Or laugh whenever the media says they’re “really really close friends”
She wouldn’t make court, but that really wasn’t her goal. She was more of a humanitarian
I need a Capri AU that’s 99% the same except for the fact that the entire time Lazar is wearing a blue Addidas tracksuit.
Smaurent
Characters: Auguste (aged ~15), Laurent (aged ~4), Jord.
Tags: Doting brothers being adorable; Auguste being a prankster; Laurent being gullible. Angst doesn’t exist in this universe. Candyfloss fluff.
“Does Mother know?” Laurent asks, wondrous.
“No.” Says Auguste. “Only I know, and now you. And you mustn’t tell a single soul. Can you promise me that?”
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hey remember those two “alaunt hounds” that were mentioned running up to greet Laurent at Chastillon? what’s their history? what happened to them? what are their names? do you think sometimes when everything and his uncle became too much Laurent used to go down to the stables to visit the horses and nod off against the wall with both dogs (puppies, then) curled up in his lap for warmth and safety? professor pacat I want answers please
none of the female Foxes went pro? fuck that, you know what, they all did. Dan worked her ass off to another captainship and now she forces the coach to consider as many female prospects as he does male. Allison purposefully got into a fight the game before a photoshoot and showed up to the studio with two black eyes and her arm in a sling because fuck them, they hired an athlete and that’s what they’re getting. Renee donates most of her money to various religious charities and a video of her facial shift from sweet ‘n’ happy to “you might want to reconsider what you said about my teammate” becomes a meme. At least one of them makes US Court They all become best friends with Thea and the four of them praise each other in interviews whenever the media tries to drum up drama between them, and go out for coffee dates where they roast their teammates and make fun of people trying to gal-pal away the newest pics of Renee and Allison kissing. fight me nora in the pit
damen, in the middle of battle: I know I’m gonna survive this because when I die I’m gonna die smothered by Laurent’s asscheeks or not at all nikandros, throwing down his sword and facing the attacking army: please just kill me