Ducksel's Shop

A blog that has a shop. Roleplay a bit. Main is @helloiamduck

[duckselshop]

Welcome to my Shop

Hi, I'm Ducksel. To access my shop, just make an ask!

Have you been told what this shop holds?

Feel free to send M!As.

I will only accept SFW (safe for work) asks. Feel free to shop, yell at me and leave, etc.

Money will be tracked using universal unit$, or just unit$. I will add a conversion table to this post if you dm me a currency. The money is made up, and only applies to add price, or if your rp blog/character tracks how much money they have.

We currently have TWO locations! The hidden Tumblr location, and one placed within the multiniko ( @society-of-non-cats). They both are rp'd through this blog, tho.

% Indicates OOC (out of character)

#duckshopping will be used for asks that want to shop. #duckshop ad will be used for ads for the shop. #duckshop info will be used for info posts, which are usually OOC. #cheetodustannon will be used for the relevant posts.

Useless notes:

I'm roleplaying?? A version of my online presence (Ducksel) and there's a bit of lore there, but not much.

Cheeto dust (aka CDA) is the justice-for-annons thing that I do here. (it's like a superhero… kinda.)

My main blog is @helloiamduck.

And Finally, CDA's annon safety advice:

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ARE YOU AN ANNON?

If so, please try to be nice to the people of the internet. If you don't want to, remember that people (esp on this site) do not like being annoyed. Some (a few, but some) people will even try to kill you if you are too annoying. Be aware next time you send an ask.

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[nyat-a-cat]

Hey, does anyone have any recommendations of where to find nice pancakes? Thanks in advance :3

[duckselshop]

We honestly have so few customers that everything is on clearance.

All is currently selling for one universal unit per hundred items.

We have boxes of pancake mix with instructions on the box, if you want those.

I also heard you might want some hazelnuts and a hazelnut grinder.

[nyat-a-cat]

Why is there a shotgun sitting on the ground here?

[duckselshop]

Stop, that's Schrödinger's gun!

[nyat-a-cat]

Now selling Niko hats!

Only 3 universal unit$ each!

And, as an interdimensional store, we have an endless supply!

Well thank you!

[duckselshop]

You're welcome!

*Pockets 6 universal unit$ because that was a double hat*

[maplecinnamonbun]

silly goose? sister, i’m the entire giggle gaggle

[duckselshop]

I've been looking for another Birds in a Trench Coat to hang out with

[duckselshop]

The shop is a bit lonely.

Please stop in?

We have a total customer count of two, which is the same as our number of locations!

[os-hacknet]

<System> User $duck has connected via @society-of-non-cats.

<duck> Hello there

<duck> Don't worry about how I got in

<duck> I set up a shop within the Niko village, so I'm connecting through their world machine

<duck> Anyways, do any of you know anything about robots?

<N0va> Ah, hi there.

<N0va> I'm quite familiar with them, what do you want to ask?

[duckselshop]

<duck> I recently obtained an Aot II

<duck> it's having an issue with the personality chip

<duck> for some reason, whenever it's charging and gets confused, it splits in half

<duck> i can't find any manuals, and don't know how or if they include manuals on the robot's memory

[duckselshop]

Hey @society-of-non-cats, can you get me a message channel to the hackers?

[virtualgirladvance]

I'm just gonna start sending the worst asks I can. I'm taking literal nothing of value questions like worse than whatever post prompts some sites give you.

Reblog to get trash in that ask hole I guess

[duckselshop]

% Nobody sends asks here, so thx

[wishmaker-astra]

//Actually, you know what? I'm bored. Reblog this if you want Astra leaving a fake prophecy anon in your askbox. May or may not get to you, and depends on your blog not crossing any of my OOC nos/conflicts with Astra's character.

//This is intended for 7/8, but I may look at reblogs later if she's in the correct mood for this sort of troll again

[duckselshop]

[duckselshop]

We have just restocked. We have… all our ducks in a row.

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

[duckselshop]

Please?

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

What??? No. Darrell isn't a cat tree.

[duckselshop]

:(

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Does he look like an object to climb???

No.

Leave the poor man alone.

[duckselshop]

You misunderstand why one would like to climb on this man.

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

What does this mean >:/

[duckselshop]

not telling

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

[duckselshop]

Please?

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

What??? No. Darrell isn't a cat tree.

[duckselshop]

:(

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Does he look like an object to climb???

No.

Leave the poor man alone.

[duckselshop]

You misunderstand why one would like to climb on this man.

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

[duckselshop]

Please?

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

What??? No. Darrell isn't a cat tree.

[duckselshop]

:(

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

[duckselshop]

Please?

[duckselshop]

Should I make an alt account for roleplay? lol. Also, may I enter the shop?

% The 1st one: if you don't like the feed you get from roleplay, then yes

% Then the shop…

% Hold on, let me get the shopkeeper…

% *puts on shopkeeper hat*

“Woah, we haven't had a customer in a long time!”

“We have pets, strange foods, etc., but…”

“What brings you to our established establishment?”