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Aina: So Galo did the math and it turns out

Varys: Galo???

Aina: Don’t worry he had a calculator

Varys: Oh okay

#submission #aina ardebit #galo thymos #varys truss #user:aili-not-ally

You Know This Would Happen

Meis: Boss, this is a crime scene

Lio, holding a crying baby kitten: Oh, what, is this a murder weapon? GET OFF MY DICK

#submission #user:aili-not-ally #meis #lio #lio fotia

*playing uno*

Lio: *Groans* I'm not playing anymore

Gueira: *playing the fourth skip in a row* Is that a declaration or an observation?

Lio: YES.

#submission #source: tearofgrace #user:subspacecadet #gueira #lio fotia

Gueira: What's wrong boss?

Lio: I just asked Galo to stop calling me his "teddy bear"

Gueira: What'd he say?

Lio: That that's fine with him.

Meis: So what's the problem?

Lio: Now he's calling me "cuddle cub"

Meis: *snorts*

Gueira: Have you asked him to consider "sweet cheeks"?

#submission #source: big nate #user:subspacecadet #gueira #lio fotia #meis

Galo: Uhh, Lucia? I know your experiments are important but... You froze the toilet.

Lucia: Such is fate.

Galo: *sighs* Am I fated to pee outside in the grass too?

Lucia: Yes.

#submission #source: steven universe #user:subspacecadet #galo thymos #lucia fex

Lio: Okay, Galo. Are you ready to climb in this mech, risk your life with me and save the world?

Galo: I don't know!

Lio: Don't say that! Say "we're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!"

Galo: We're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!

Lio: LIAR!

#submission #source: steven universe #user:subspacecadet #lio fotia #galo thymos

girlcalledwhatsername

A relationship must be 50/50. You offer a spark and I burn this place down to the ground

#galolio #lio fotia

Lio: Perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am looking sexy wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not!

#promare #lio fotia #source: tumblr #source: gayarsonist

Aina: Do you take constructive criticism?

Galo: Not without crying.

#aina ardebit #galo thymos #promare #source: rupaul's drag race

Lio: I'm going to your house.

Kray: You don't know the code.

Lio: Yeah I do.

Kray: What is it?

Lio: *goes dragon mode*

#promare #lio fotia #Kray Foresight #source: texts

Gueira: Hey Meis would you still love me if I was a worm?

Meis: I would... put you in my hand and play with you... and feed you to my fish.

Gueira: What if I was a 30 foot tall skeleton... covered in fire?

Meis: Mm... I would cook... cook... potato on you.

Gueira: Hm. okay. Good to know.

#promare #gueira #meis #source: tiktok #source: ghosthoney

Galo: How did Kray beat us here? We took the carpool lane.

Lio: Maybe he did, too.

Galo: But he's just one person.

Lio: Maybe he did anyway.

Galo: But that's a $491 ticket.

Lio: This is why we have to stop him. He's out of control!

#galo thymos #lio fotia #promare #Kray Foresight #source: santa clarita diet

Gueira: No, no, no, no, not too much, or they'll come to take you away.

Meis: Who will?

Gueira: The food police. For a salt and buttery.

Lio: Oh my god.

#promare #gueira #meis #lio fotia #source: the haunting of bly manor

Aina: Good morning.

Varys: Good morning.

Lucia: Good morning.

Remi: Good morning.

Ignis: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Galo, kicking the door open: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

#promare #aina ardebit #varys truss #lucia fex #remi puguna #galo thymos #ignis ex #source: unknown

Galo: I know every phone number.

Remi: No you don't.

Galo: I do. I just don't know who they belong to.

#promare #galo thymos #remi pugana #source: twitter

Aina: shoutout to my mom making the most perfect kid ever

Biar: congratulations to your sibling

#aina ardebit #biar colossus #heris ardebit #promare #source: tumblr #source: vesley #source: boobsquish

Heris: I think you're my best friend.

Biar: You think?

Heris: Well, I can't know for sure, because I'm realizing now I've never had one.

Biar: If we're being honest, I don't think I've ever had one, either.

Heris: This would be a really sweet moment if what we just admitted wasn't so sad.

#heris ardebit #biar colossus #promare #source: schitt's creek

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