Dudley Do-Right

Hi! I’m Dudley. My favourite colour is red and I love flowers… except marigolds for obvious reasons. I hope we can be friends!

[dudleythedoright]

Lost count of the days I’ve been without my cookies, but I’m actually fine. 😁 Turns out I didn’t need them. Fun!

[dudleythedoright]

My best friend and my evil clone are gone for some reason, it’s day 3 of no cookies, and a lot of stuff has been happening today.

I don’t know how to feel.

[dudleythedoright]

Day two. No cookie.

I’ve become a little more irritable. I miss my cookies.

I will NOT be accepting Snidely’s cookies because I have to pay for them. A pack costs a loonie and 50! I offered two dollars and he said more. I’m not adding more, it’s 1.89 with TAX.

He probably farted in them or did something gross with them. Or bought the ripoff kinds. Or just likes seeing me suffer.

[dudleythedoright]

stressing. Stressing.

[dudleythedoright]

i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him

[dudleythedoright]

One cookie

Two cookie

Three…….. three cookies.

Four

Five cookies……..

[dudleythedoright]

Day One. No maple syrup cookies. Starting to have withdrawals.

Mountie store stopped selling the ones that I liked. The other ones taste like cardboard. I don’t know how long I can go without them. I’ve been eating off of my hidden stash.

I need those cookies I am desperate

[slug-ball]

EVIL NO-GOOD men TERRORIZE completely INNOCENT green creatures for NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/j

[ihatemounties67]

THIS IS THE HARD NEWS THE RCMP DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE!

[dudleythedoright]

😐

K.

[dudleythedoright]

I have a new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! @mountiewhipbright64

Love ya, bestie.

[mountiewhipbright64]

YES!!! Me and my new buddy!❤️❤️❤️

Love you too, buddy!!!!

[dudleythedoright]

This is us!

[dudleythedoright]

I have a new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! @mountiewhipbright64

Love ya, bestie.

[groovyhjinks]

KAWAII DUDLEY DO RIGHT~ ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

[dudleythedoright]

LOOK! 🤗🥺

[dudleythedoright]

Hi

[dudleythedoright]

😁😁😁

[dudleythedoright]

Happy Mother’s Day to Mumsy 🤍🤍 I miss her so much, I can’t wait to visit her!

[dudleythedoright]

Beaver

[dudleythedoright]

Hi, I have a few thoughts I’d like to share with you all before I head to bed.

Why is red called red? Why did they come up with that?

Yes

[dudleythedoright]

Never knew he was THIS artistic.. kudos.

@ihatemounties67

[ihatemounties67]

OF COURSE IM ARTISTIC. People hire me for weddings and funerals.

[dudleythedoright]

Weddings and funerals? How interesting! For those of you that haven’t witnessed it, he’s very talented 🤗🤗