[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[gahdamnpunk]

the goodest boy

[queernuck]

[argumate]

naughty car imprisoned in the bus cube

[duckwhatduck]

that’s what it gets for not parking inside the lines when the bay is literally four times its size

[supernova-art]

The real question is WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF HIS HAND

[moomin-mommy]

[vampic-panic]

Hi im ryo please promo me!!! idk what im doing

[malkshake]

I feel kinda bad for keeping tumblr in the dark from my twitter escapades. Some deers because deer mood.

[catchymemes]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[es-peons-deactivated20181114]

A READ

[correcthomestuckquotes]

[kingofthesun]

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

[sirasanders]

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

[vibrant-echoes-archive]

@renegadereshiram

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Zant noped the hell out of a cheesy Halloween decoration that I guess I’m getting rid of now. It was promptly removed from my house and he was given some fresh salmon and lots of snuggles to make up for it.”

Photo/video/caption by Savannah Bananners‎

[catscenter]

[vriskanon]

One of the most powerful expressions I’ve ever read is “Shut up. Die. Do the decent thing for once and shut up and die.” and it’s from fucking Theatre of Coolty, the Homestuck fanfiction

[things-that-are-great]

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

[dareyoutoread-blog]

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

[consolationblog]

[slime-chunks]

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

you after reading this post: hrn…