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Chandra: so we got there and there was only one bed

Vraska: ooo that must have been nice for you and Nissa huh *eyebrow waggle*

Chandra: you misunderstand. The place we were staying only had one bed. For the whole of the gatewatch.

Nissa: Liliana snores.

Chandra: Jace wouldn’t stop getting up to pace and drink water

Vraska: *snicker*

Jace: I’m not as bad about it anymore...

Chandra:

Nissa:

Jace:

Nissa: Gideon was pleasantly warm

Chandra: oh thank god someone else said it first

Jace: was like a big dog

penny-anna

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

penny-anna

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

penny-anna

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

penny-anna

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

penny-anna

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

vriskanon

It would also provide a nice baseline for 'how many contestants did better than doing Nothing'. Tasks where you can do worse than a corpse are rarer in newer seasons of Taskmaster, but I think there's still a few there.