party hard.

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Tyler Posey

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( alyviafabray‌: )

“you’re a great cook? you need to show me those skills sometime. aside from that, i think you’d be a killer contestant on nailed it even though i’ve never watched it nor do i know what it is.”

“wouldn’t say im great, but i’m definitely better than half the contestants on that show. wait---seriously? you haven’t seen nailed it? damn, i should really get you to watch the show the next time we are together and see what you think of me being a contestant then.”

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( calrutherford‌: )

“Yeah? Is that the only show you would wanna be on or is there anything else?”

“nope, i am fairly certain that i just want to be on that show. unless at some point in the future they get a show about smoking weed, but that i would also want to take apart of.”

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“after watching a crazy marathon about it, i am now like ninty eight percent sure that if give the chance, i could totally win on an episode of nailed it. i don’t need nor do i want what they give me, unless its money, but i would love the chance to brag about my amazing cooking skills.”

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( evelynnsterling‌: )

“i don’t think so, unless they like get ripped out then it might. but you didn’t hear that from me.”

“won’t i like bleed to death though if i rip them out?”

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( coleflanagan‌: )

“I’m sure the scar you want will come in time. Just forgo the stitches next time.”

“i hope so, i think i would look pretty dope with a scar. don’t you think?

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( lilaholliday‌: )

“The Treasure Chest. The adult store over by Tipsy’s Liquor.”

“i-so porn? porn gets you excited? thats all kinds of hot, but you do know that they have websites dedicated to that stuff now right?”

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( edenxbarnes‌: )

“If the wound looks badass, then maybe. Depends on how you heal.”

“i got it after taking a pretty nasty spill on my longboard. it looked legit badass but pretty much everyone is telling me it won’t so i am at a stand still here. i really just want a scar man.”

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( coleflanagan‌: )

“Generally stitches are used to make sure that doesn’t happen.”

“but what if i want a scar? it would make me look badass.”

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“random question: do you know if stitches leave like badass scars? not asking for a friend, just asking for... myself.”

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( mateoxsantos‌: )

“Pretty sure I’ve lost my life to podcasts. Typically I find them kinda nerdy, but yeah, I’ve been listening to some fiction ones and binging.”

“i have never listened to a podcast before in my life. i just find them to be somewhat boring. if i am going to be listening to anything its going to be actual music, or porn.”

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( lilaholliday‌: )

“I’m bored and stuck at work for a while longer, anyone want to come entertain me? Must be 18 or older, otherwise you’re not allowed in the door.”

“i might not act like it, but i am definitely over 18. what you need? what does it take to entertain you?”

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TEXT 📲 MJ

MARCO: hi

MARCO: here's is your important daily reminder from me to you.

MARCO: u stank like stale potato chips and over cooked broccoli.

MARCO: ... also u holding? i'm all out bruh.

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↳ @SENIORHARAMBE UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO TO INSTAGRAM:

lost my shirt and my mind.

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( itstannerlynn‌: )

“I’m learning that my girlfriend does some weird shit when she thinks no one is looking. Honestly, I didn’t think anyone actually danced around while cleaning. Yet, today I was proven wrong.”

“so you’re telling me that you have never danced around while cleaning before? why do i sense you’re lying bro?”

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i heard that you had sex with alyvia

"i mean, not to toot my own horn... but yes, yes i have and it was ten out of ten.”

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"I heard that you ----" Finish this in my ask box