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a painting of pirates with pumpkinheads attacking a village at night. the pumpkins are lit up with flames. dramatic lighting, award winning concept art

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The Simpson Family as cats Homer Marge Lisa Bart Maggie Simpson as cats Homer Simpson dressed up as a cat

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Barney Gumble

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Messing around with control net and DiffusionBee, trying to make mundane zip code postcards. This is Collin's Ford Bridge in Big Oaks National Wildlife Refuge (formerly Jefferson Proving Ground), Indiana, 47023.

To be clear I added the text to the image in photoshop.

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high quality photo of a Hamburger muppet Commissioned for McDonald’s high quality photo of a fried chicken muppet Commissioned for KFC

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I've been slightly obsessed with this photo from the very small town of Dupont, Indiana. I used a Paragraphica-style prompt for Dupont:

A midmorning photo taken at Dupont, Indiana. The weather is sunny and 25 degrees. The date is Thursday, June 1, 2023. Near by there is a Post Office and a Grocery Store.

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I came across Paragraphica which is a neat prompt generator that generates nice thumbnails (as will all this stuff). So I tried out some Paragraphica-style prompts:

A midday photo taken at the intersection of Main Street and Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA. The weather is sunny and 25 degrees. The date is Thursday, June 1, 2023. Near by are restaurants and office buildings.

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Photoshop generative fills on this image.

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Photoshop enters the conversion. Generative Fill image above, original below. Three photos from Historic American Buildings Survey.

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Bing is Cute, Firefly precise, Deep Floyd has gumption.

Beautiful, high quality photograph of a daikon radish dancing in a top hat

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high quality photograph of a funny rabbit doing a square dance

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high quality photo of apparently some unusual amalgam of bear and frog muppet

A description of Kermit and Fozzie's Dad

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What does Kermit the Frog look like?

high quality photo of Kermit the frog on the muppet show

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These are not Gonzo, but are Muppets.

Beautiful, high quality photo of Gonzo on the Muppet Show

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Casting a Muppet version of Frozen, I didn't expect Deep Floyd to win with such a great rendering of Miss Piggy as Elsa. Firefly wins nightmare points.

Beautiful, high quality photo of Miss Piggy as Elsa on the Muppet Show

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I ran Amtrak's pointless arrow through a CLIP interrogator and got the most amazing prompt:

the antrak logo on a white background, not train tracks, in an american suburb, angular shapes, dark blue and red, jeffrey epstein, high speed trains, playbill, spike - like branches, image on the store website, '0 0 s nostalgia, interconnections, jfk, trex, old signs, anthropomorphic silhouette, long boi, ny

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the santa fe logo on a blue circle