Asher

17 and ready to take on the world, aka I'm back bitches

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[yahooanswerswtf]

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[thebootydiaries]

delivery man: delivery for...Sacred Mistress Of Dark Spirits And All That Is Unholy?

me: (standing under my ebony Victorian doorway, stroking a large raven in my arms) oh cool my Pillow Pet. where do i sign

[blackqueerblog]

So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I don’t and you SHALL NOT

[bowlofjuiceandtears]

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

If you love someone, you will always try harder

[mememolicious]

ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

This is what I’m talking about

[glowpop]

who is she

[bunkey]

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lovelyassholery-deactivated2023]

I feel so called out yet so understood

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

professor: what did u do this summer

me: Realize Things

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[the-memedaddy]

[fuks]

this is the best video ive ever seen 

[shadio]

who the fuck allowed this

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I am Sc Re Aming

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

I’m both disgusted and impressed.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

I fell out my chair at the ending

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

It sounds like they’re summoning a demon

[onlyblackgirl]

I choreographed this. 

[problematicgay]

[thugilly]

This is legendary 

[h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s]

this belongs at carnegie hall

[bitchycode]