Dumb Character Ideas

You need a character for your story? I've got some dumb ones.

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The blog where I give you dumb characters that should exist

Because

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Male villain who became a villain to earn the hero’s attention and the hero is just the most ADHD lesbian to ever exist. Failing on both fronts.

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

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Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

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Villain who is really powerful but goes through a redemption arc and doesn’t use their full power in order to obey the heroes’ moral code, only to go full force when the heroes are knocked out against the Bigger Bad and they easily get rid of the Bigger Bad

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Dnd plot or random character idea

Consider: Two married adventurer lesbians who get into lots of trouble keep saving damsels in distress and mentoring them so they don’t have to wait for a prince to come get them. Like:

Lesbian 1, in prison for the 3rd time this week, picking the lock: So what are you in for?

This week’s damsel in distress: The evil queen arrested me because she was jealous of my beauty :(

Lesbian 1, opening the door: Damn that sucks. Want to come learn how to use a sword?

Damsel in distress: Yes please

Lesbian 2, who just finished taking out the guards and coming to release them: Another one?

Lesbian 1: Yep

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And I will destroy you long after death not by striking your name from history but by making it synonymous with something evil

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Anyway character who is hailed as a hero gets time travelled into the future and sees that they are now seen as a villain because their actions had a chain reaction that led to the downfall of their civilization and now they have to live with that fact or try to change the course of history (which they will find is impossible)

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And I will destroy you long after death not by striking your name from history but by making it synonymous with something evil

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Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!?  Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

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Also many, many libraries have inter library loan(it may be called something different). This means if they don’t have the item you want, they can get it for you. This may include photocopy/pdf of articles. This can also include along with books and DVDs, microfilm/fiche which is also a huge resource. Check around for libraries that are listed as depositories if you want to look at government documents.

Remember that many colleges and universities have open stacks for the public. You will likely have to pay a membership fee but you will get to stuff.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

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This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

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Then bring me luck

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the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

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I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

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I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

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the transition im crying

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Character who can subconsciously manipulate the universe around them but is also a middle schooler.

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Ok so bear with me

It’s really late at night but I wrote a poem because I was missing what home feels like so here you go.

There’s no place like home

A home you build

A home beyond the trees

For the home that you find

Is the one so divine

Oh darling, there’s a home for us

We’ll build it

We’ll find it

We’ll find a way

For there is a home like no other

There’s a home on the other side

Of the darkest tree line

Of every cloudy day

There’s a home

Where we can go

It’s the home that we’ve built together

We fought for it

Died for it

Paid the full price

And now it’s ours forever

A place for our hearts

With nothing quite like it

This home is ours forever

And so darling stay

And come on inside

Our home welcomes you

And dear, so do I

My heart in this home

Is waiting for you

So darling, my darling, make it your home to

Did you die for it?

Find it?

Follow me here?

It’s our home, together

From joint blood, sweat, and tears

It’s our place, our place

A home like no other

A home where our hearts lay forever

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Character who is nb and switches between calling themselves “girlboss” and “boyfailure” despite being neither. They are actually “numerous menacing bees”

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Which is more powerful?

Crop top with gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Booty shorts with manipulate mansplain malewife

Voting ended onOct 11, 2023

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Flashback to the characters I made when I was like ten where there was a 5 year old girl with magic she couldn’t control and two evil guys trying to kidnap her for her powers but they were both wildly incompetent in different ways.

One made overcomplicated plans that always ended badly because they were overcomplicated and the other could do absolutely anything except have a thought.

Those were the days, man.

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Race of ice spellcasters who live in a desert because 1) ice is more useful there and 2) their ice powers make them run cold so the heat feels nice