Dumb Listings

These muppets get paid for this? When taking 2.5% of a property's sale price, agents had better get it fucking perfect.

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12 CEDAR DR Toronto, ON   M1J 3E8

"General Description

Beautifullu Laid Out Family Home Suitable For Large Family, Complete With Inlaw Apt. For Extra Income. Walk To All Amenities 24 Hrs Shopping And Transportation. **** EXTRAS **** Firgde, Stove, Washer, Dryer, Wood Burning Fireplace, Fully Fenced With Oversized Deck. Furnace (2011) Roof (2010) Seperate Side Entrance."

Outstanding job Agent Smith.  Do you really get paid for this?  How about using a spellchecker now and again?  We have the technology you know and it it's pretty fast (i.e. it will have finished improving upon your already outstanding language skills well before you come back from your trip to the 'firdge').  Still, your idea of an 'InLaw' apartment that generates income has some merit.  Is that kinda like a sweat-shop part of the house where I can I lock up my in-laws and put them to work day and night, or is that a 'seperate' property altogether?

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#89 - 1280 BRIDLETOWNE CIRC Toronto, ON   M1W 2V4 

"General Description

Well Maintained Multi Level Townhouse At Desired Area. Step To Ttc, Shooping Mall, School, Library, And Park. Easy Access To Hwy404/401. Bright And Spacious Living Room With Fireplace, High Ceiling. Separate Dinning Room Overlooks Living Room. Rec Can Be Used As 4th Bedroom. Upgraded Hardwood Floor/Windows(2010).Attic Insulation(2009).New Kitchen(2012). Fresh Painting, Move-In Condition! **** EXTRAS **** Fridge, Stove(2012), Cac,Cvac Washer/Dryer,Furnace(2010),Garage Door Opener (As Is),All Elfs, Window Coverings. Exclude:Drapers In Master Bed Room AndLiving Room"

Nice work Agent Wei.  Do you really get paid for this?  A total of five fuckups.  I'd love having one-time hockey player Kris 'Draper' and other members of his family hanging above the windows in my 'Dinning' room, 'AndLiving' room, or any other room for that matter! Let's set up a meeting or alternatively, I can pop in your office on my way back from 'shooping' and we can shoot the shit while we look at the 'fresh painting' on your wall (I tend to prefer art that hasn't gone past its expiry date).

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52 IGNATIUS LANE Toronto, ON   M1E 0A3

"General Description

Super Close To T T C Bus (24Hrs). Grogeries And All Other Amenities, Studio Room Can Be Converted To A 4th Bedroom. This Home Is 3 Years Old **** EXTRAS **** Elf's Fridge, Stove, Washer, Dryer"

Nice work Agent Bolingot.  Do you really get paid for this?  Maybe you shouldn't have given up your job at the 'supermarget'.  Also, where's the photo?  Even a picture of a toy house would have been better.  Thanks for coming out.