Random Shit the Squad Says

Bringing you strings of words never before uttered on Earth. (always without context).

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“You’re gonna sniff out all the flavor you fuck!”

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“I have huge fists.”

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“So all of insert your rods…”

*various moans*

“I insert two!”

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“I’m going to insert my rod.”

“I’ll help Carter insert his rod!”

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“I don’t have a problem with being black. I have a problem with being darker than night.”

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“Bitch, how is that Africa?”

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“I’m 🤏 to the ledge.”

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“Do you want to play urf?”

“OMG YES I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!!”

“Really? :D”

“Absolutely not. I’m in bedge.”

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“Aram or urf?”

“Prog then bed.”

“Just say you hate me.”

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“He’s got the haircut too.”

“Bro what?”

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“You’re the hamster.”

“Why am I the hamster?”

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“I hope you die to whatever Paul gives you.”

“Paul gave me chlamydia.”

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“I don’t care about repenting. I’ll sin in front of the Lord’s eyes if I want to.”

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“There are two wolves inside of TJ. One is peepo pog wow, and the other is a London gangster.”

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“It’s not meant to be as hard as Carter is for TJ but HERE WE ARE.”

“I’m always hard for TJ, but that’s not the point.”

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“We should take Rina and push her somewhere else.”

“I’ll kill you.”

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“I’m not horned up. I’m hollow and empty.”

“Yeah, he’s horned down.”

“Paul is so hard he can’t even walk straight.”