ill fucking bite your dick off

she/her • virtuous maiden • proshippers beware

[dumbumbb]

I don't like anything and I've never liked anything. I am never sexually aroused by anything. Sexual arousal is the product of horrid disgusting impure thoughts and I, a virtuous maiden, would never commit any such crimes against innocence.

[macrocest]

Springcest 2026!

Springcest Fest is a shipcest (fictional incest) bingo event with a special challenge: to include all 3 squares of your bingo in one work. 

You can choose to make your bingo from any of three of the 3x3 cards below: 

The yellow time card designed by @windytalishar: Top Row: They grow up so fast | Deadline | Forever Middle Row: Making up for lost time | Back in the day | Monthiversary Bottom Row: Waiting | Never change | Too old

The blue horror card designed by @legsfreaky: Top Row: Kept prisoner | Flesh wound | "Help me!" Middle Row: It's all in your head | Haunted by their victims | Holy water Bottom Row: "Don't you trust me?" | Foaming at the mouth | Demon child

The green language of flowers card designed by @litcest: Top Row: Mimosa (Chastity) | Yellow Rose (Devotion) | Myrtle (Marriage) Middle Row: Poppy (Sleep) | Primrose (Youth) | Marigold (Jealousy) Bottom Row: Foxglove (Deception) | Wolfsbane (Poison) | Basil (Rivalry)

This event will run from April 20th to June 20th.

The goal is the same as any other bingo: to make a row, column, or diagonal by using each of the prompts, except this time you have to include them all in one work… or if you’re feeling particularly inspired: a full blackout card where you fill every prompt in one work. 

Works do not need to be posted specifically on AO3, they can be posted anywhere, but our AO3 event page has all our info and FAQs.

Link to the AO3 Collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/SpringCest

[doitbuckley]

when i’m reading a fic and the kink is negotiated

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[witchofanguish]

these posts are important partners

[crucifornicate]

took greggy out, but at least he's home before dinner, right?

[jeannebussie-deactivated2025031]

I think we, as a society, need more media in which the siblings end up together

[eldritchsexual]

“Why do you ship incest?” Why do birds sing? Why do flowers bloom? It’s another one of Earth’s beauties

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[111papilio]

definitely maybe miku

[noelhope]

I can prove it.pptx

I can prove it.pptx

if you ever need an efficient way to convince someone that you aren’t out of your mind for claiming that the gallagher brothers are fucking each other you can borrow my 40+ powerpoint of collated evidence

[bredforloyalty]

"Liam's like a dog and I'm like a cat. Cats are very independent creatures. They don't give a fuck, right bastards. Dogs are fucking... "Play with me, play with me, please, fucking throw that ball for me", because they fucking need some company. It's as basic as that. Can't change the way that you are."

[unmutedmadame]

Only a partial list of the emotional abuse Liam endured.

And he endured it because in his mind it was a way of making amends for NOT having been able to protect Noel from all the abuse he suffered.

[noelhope]

if you've never been to the FAQs page on r/incestisntwrong I would highly recommend checking it out. it's full of really strong, simple arguments and has links to all sorts of really interesting resources

[blorbocedes]

an athlete's body not being their own... now that's a rich thesis statement I need to ponder on

[crucifornicate]

brotherness

[erodingsinner]